And this is why I hate Apple. 90% of their company is marketing. When they iPod came out, people were like
"OMFG!!!!!!!1ONE!!!UNO!!!! A PORTABLE MP3 PLAYER!!!!111!!! I JUST SHIT MY PANTS!!!!!!111!!!!ONE!!!"
As if Apple invented a portable device that played MP3s. There were already good MP3 players out there, that were 10x better and 10x less expensive. And they still exist. (Actually, there's MORE of them, and they are all better than the iPod.) Shellie enjoys her Gigabeat, and it was only $100 for 40GB. That's, what, $400 for an iPod?
And of course, iTunes came out and people were like:
"OMFG!!!!!!!1ONE!!!UNO!!!! A MUSIC DOWNLOAD SITE!!!!111!!! THESE PRICES ARE ALMOST THE COST OF A CD!!!!!!111!!!!ONE!!! AWESOME!!!!111!!!!ONE!!!"
Sites like AllOfMp3/MP3Sparks and eMusic trump iTunes already. Now, the iPhone has come out with an overly expensive phone, and people are like:
"OMFG!!!!!!!1ONE!!!UNO!!!! A CELL PHONE WITH A MUSIC PLAYER AND THE INTERWEBS!!!!111!!! MY DICK JUST EXPLODED!!!!!!111!!!!ONE!!! I WANT TO BUY !0 MILLION OF THESE THINGS WITH MY CHILD SUPPORT MONEY!!!!111!!!!ONE!!!"
Lo and behold, the device sucks, but Apple will make billions because they have an army of groupies, ready to suck their dicks (and give their money away, instead of the other way around) at a moment's notice.
Rosalina: But you didn't.
Robert: But I DON'T.
Rosalina: You sure that's right?
Robert: I was going to HAVE told you they'd come?
Rosalina: No.
Robert: The subjunctive?
Rosalina: That's not the subjunctive.
Robert: I don't think the syntax has been invented yet.
Rosalina: It would have had to have had been.
Robert: Had to have...had...been? That can't be right.