Zombies are coming. "They're coming to get you, Sara!

[Joe]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7001897.stm

Scores ill in Peru 'meteor crash'

Hundreds of people in Peru have needed treatment after an object from space - said to be a meteorite - plummeted to Earth in a remote area, officials say.
They say the object left a deep crater after crashing down over the weekend near the town of Carancas in the Andes.

People who visited the scene have been complaining of headaches, vomiting and nausea after inhaling gases.

I already have an axe for decapitating zombies. I just need to get a Desert Eagle and a shotgun. Oh...and high heels so when I'm being chased, I can do the usual falling down part and wait in terror for the plodding zombie attack.

[Zeus]

Sweet Jebus, them aliens are comin'!I's gotta go and gets me my guns.

Ma! Gets me my guns from the shed!

[Tessian]

Nono old man... everyone knows axe's break too easily. What you need is some small hand chainsaws while also holding onto books about Engineering and Criminal Methodology. They'll last DAYS like that. Katanas also work well.

[SineSwiper]

A meteor might carry large amounts of gases that are unknown to our planet. Geologists can even identify meteor crash sites based on the unusual elements in the ground.

[Blotus]

Nono old man... everyone knows axe's break too easily. What you need is some small hand chainsaws while also holding onto books about Engineering and Criminal Methodology. They'll last DAYS like that. Katanas also work well.

The joke will be lost on our resident dinosaur. He's still playing Gran Turismo 2.

[Tessian]

Nono old man... everyone knows axe's break too easily. What you need is some small hand chainsaws while also holding onto books about Engineering and Criminal Methodology. They'll last DAYS like that. Katanas also work well.

The joke will be lost on our resident dinosaur. He's still playing Gran Turismo 2.

I'm well aware-- but most of the other regulars here would pick it up

[Julius Seeker]

When I read about that, I couldn't help but to think of Earthbound!

[Chris]

same here seek....that and FUCKING POD POEPLE MAN!!!!POD PEOPLE!

[Nev]

This place is better than a bar (because you guys can't threaten to stab me if I get taken out there by y'all and you try to get into a fight with a 250lb bouncer).

[Eric]

After Katrina there was this news report of half-eaten bodies found in a church somewhere in New Orleans.

Kinda freaked me out when I read about it.

[Zeus]

After Katrina there was this news report of half-eaten bodies found in a church somewhere in New Orleans.

Kinda freaked me out when I read about it.

That's pretty fucked. Only during the movie Alive was cannibalism acceptable

[bovine]

After Katrina there was this news report of half-eaten bodies found in a church somewhere in New Orleans.

Kinda freaked me out when I read about it.

That's pretty fucked. Only during the movie Alive was cannibalism acceptable

and also Cannible: The Musical

[Chris]

After Katrina there was this news report of half-eaten bodies found in a church somewhere in New Orleans.

Kinda freaked me out when I read about it.

That's pretty fucked. Only during the movie Alive was cannibalism acceptable

and also Cannible: The Musical

SHpadoinkle

[Joe]

Lost dogs probably ate the dead bodies. Or that ghoul that haunts that place. You don't have to worry about ghouls. They only eat dead people. Nature has a way of balancing things out. Where there are zombies.....there are ghouls.

[Imakeholesinu]

Yeah, is it time to rev up Fallout?