Taaaaaaaaaaaales from the arrrrrrrrchiiiiiiiiive......

[Blotus]

In this week's episode: Seeker gives Tessian some sage advice regarding relationships, Sine tells of how he met Seraphina, Lee gives a new meaning to FTF, Eric has the hookup, I admit I liked Deuce Bigalow, and Tess tells us about his first "dick rub".

Re-live the awkward horrors of teenage sexuality -- if you dare -- in: Taaaaaaaaaales from the Arrrrrrrchives!

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[Eric]

Ahhh to be young and blissfully retarded.

[Lox]

Wow...I see my sense of humor hasn't changed at all since then.

Is that a good thing or a bad thing???

[Andrew, Killer Bee]

How many times do you have to go out with someone before you can call them your girlfriend (or boyfriend)?

There has to be 4.5 dates exactly with no more than 7.2 kisses.

Hahaha, nice one, dude.

I miss Gentz.

[Andrew, Killer Bee]

Urgh, the Shrine is attributing some of Mental's old posts to me:

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[Tessian]

Haha good god... I can't read that man-- too painful. She was my first date, and technically never became a girlfriend cause she was too busy being a whore with everyone but me before going to college... and thank god for that. I can honestly say looking back that I'm glad I never fucked that.

Thanks for reopening old wounds, ass

[Eric]

Haha good god... I can't read that man-- too painful. She was my first date, and technically never became a girlfriend cause she was too busy being a whore with everyone but me before going to college... and thank god for that. I can honestly say looking back that I'm glad I never fucked that.

Thanks for reopening old wounds, ass

If you need a shoulder to cry on...I can mail you a plastic one, just make sure you send your tears back to me bottled.

[Julius Seeker]

1) Never call her twice in a row
2) You always are busy Friday night if she asks, but not Saturday
3) Limit your phone call times to 20 minutes, THEN say you have something better to do (but not in those words)
4) Say you'll call her back Tuesday, but forget until Thursday
5) NEVER bring up the topic of getting together on a regular basis
6) Always make asking her out an offer not a question
7) You're friends are better company than her and her friends
Always do more than just movies (if movies) on any outing
9) Your time is more important than her time
10) be nice!

I would like to make a few slight ammendments:


1) Never call her twice
2) You always want to get busy Friday night, if she asks you also want to get busy Saturday too
3) Limit your phone call time to 2 minutes, THEN tell her to come over
4) Say you'll call her back Tuesday, but forget
5) NEVER bring up the topic of getting together
6) Always make asking her out an offer not a question
7) Her friends are only good company if they're cute and will get naked.
8 ) Always do more than just watch movies (if movies), feel her up a little
9) Your time is as important than her time
10) Be rough in bed, show her why you're the man and she's you're cute little 18 year old sex kitten.

[bovine]

I think you left both your patriarchy and chauvinism switches on.

[Andrew, Killer Bee]

He's a chauvinistic patriarch alright.

[RentCavalier]

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