Sadly for us all, probably, I happen to be one of the nuts who thinks HAARP energy actually WAS used to stimulate the Haitian faultline, which also happens to probably be why the U.S. military is down there blocking aid to crucial areas...look up the reports of the U.S. military obstructionism down there right now.
Also look up Tesla's research on small-scale research generation. Tesla almost brought down an entire office building with a small device he could carry in his hands, involving between 10-90 pounds of vibrating pressure or thereabouts. It wouldn't be that hard to do the same thing to a fault line on a much larger scale with the kind of power we're talking about here.
My guess is that they've modified HAARP to basically be a HUGE wireless energy transmitter and have the capability to receive the microwave energy the masers and gyrotons are putting into the atmosphere at other arrays. HAARP energy signatures were seen all over Haiti and Sichuan, and there is at least one video I've seen of an aurora in the sky over Sichuan at the time of the quake, which is also another signature of the technology, for anyone who's seen the "northern lights" effect from pictures of the main HAARP array - especially if the microwave energy is being sent to satellite arrays before being focused back down to Earth in particular areas, which would be the most logical way to transmit microwave power from place to place. Very prescient there on Goldeneye, Flip...
I am prepared to hear all the mockery you want to give, but unless you know more about Tesla's quake research and masers than I do, I probably won't listen, knowing the open-mindedness of this crowd. But, it will be interesting to see the debate.