Hello, this is John Kerry. I just want you all to know that, if elected, I will be the first pro-video game president. My opponent George Bush doesn't even know what video games are and has only vague ideas about what the internet is (it's not

[John Kerry]

<div style='font: ; text-align: left; '>Hello, this is John Kerry. I just want you all to know that, if elected, I will be the first pro-video game president. My opponent George Bush doesn't even know what video games are and has only vague ideas about what the internet is (it's not plural idiot!). Vote for me!</div>

[Eric]

<div style='font: 11pt ; text-align: left; '>Sup Manaman. lol.</div>

[Nixon]

<div style='font: ; text-align: left; '>No, vote for me! Hindsight is always 20/20, I have experience with unpopular wars, and all the money that would normally be spent on Secret Service Protection would go to education!</div>