I fucking hate local news. All they do is try to find some "new shit that kids are hooked on" or some other superstitious bullshit.
Rosalina: But you didn't. Robert: But I DON'T. Rosalina: You sure that's right? Robert: I was going to HAVE told you they'd come? Rosalina: No. Robert: The subjunctive? Rosalina: That's not the subjunctive. Robert: I don't think the syntax has been invented yet. Rosalina: It would have had to have had been. Robert: Had to have...had...been? That can't be right.
How the fuck do you survive an 80 foot fall from a parking garage with minor injuries? Maybe there was garbage or new asphalt or something at the bottom.
[b]Sorry, it looks like I'm going to have to kill you in an instant.[/b]