The Corrupt Wish

[SineSwiper]

Rohypnol: The drug that really, really shouldn't be funny, but kinda is anyway.

Yeah. Imagine Elder Fudd date-raping Porky Pig.

[Imakeholesinu]

Elmer you mean?

[Nev]

I wish that life options were a lot easier.

Granted! You're now a protozoa. Without musculature or a brain (you're only a single cell after all) there really aren't too many life options to choose from! Mostly life consists of figuring out which way to swim.

I wish my date last night had gone better.

[Imakeholesinu]

Granted, he calls you back.

I wish I could make up my mind with regard to my situation and I hope it works out how I want it too in the end.