Man, and it looked like he was trying to wait until Bush was out of the picture before retiring. (Either that or just wait another year.) We wait soooo long for this Reaganite to retire/die and he ends up out of the picture in the Bush years.
Then again, it really couldn't get any worse than him.
Rosalina: But you didn't.
Robert: But I DON'T.
Rosalina: You sure that's right?
Robert: I was going to HAVE told you they'd come?
Rosalina: No.
Robert: The subjunctive?
Rosalina: That's not the subjunctive.
Robert: I don't think the syntax has been invented yet.
Rosalina: It would have had to have had been.
Robert: Had to have...had...been? That can't be right.