Onion's getting damned bold these days

[Nev]

I'm happy about that.

www.theonion.com

One of the "News In Brief" bits this week is "Halliburton Gets Contract To Pry Gold Fillings From New Orleans Corpses' Teeth".

[Oraclops]

I dunno, this just seems kind of stupid :p

[Oraclops]

And why the hell am I posting under this name? Hmm, how did that happen