Who Slept with Who Tree
Okay, this is a new game to play. The object is to figure out which one in the picture slept with whoever else in the picture and try to map it to everybody in the picture.
Wait...one's an Archbishop, so how does that work? And Nelson Mandela hasn't gotten laid in quite some time until recently (and only to his wife). Hmm, Rosie is in there, so maybe she had sex with Sharon Stone or something. Will Smith is in there, but I don't see anybody he would have slept with, except maybe Whoopi, and that's a long shot.
Man, this is hard. Maybe some of them shared needles or had a blood transfusion with their blood. Hmm, you wouldn't know the latter. Also, I doubt anybody here was born with it. Okay, so let's focus on the drug angle. Hmmmm...nobody in this group looks like the type to do drugs, especially needle drugs. Anybody there with a heroine habit?
I don't see the connections here. But, the ad says "We all have AIDS if one of us does". So, that means that if one of them had AIDS and didn't tell anybody, they would have passed it on to all of the people on the screen, right? Come on! If Tom Hanks said it, it must be true! Where's the connection?
Okay, this is a new game to play. The object is to figure out which one in the picture slept with whoever else in the picture and try to map it to everybody in the picture.
Wait...one's an Archbishop, so how does that work? And Nelson Mandela hasn't gotten laid in quite some time until recently (and only to his wife). Hmm, Rosie is in there, so maybe she had sex with Sharon Stone or something. Will Smith is in there, but I don't see anybody he would have slept with, except maybe Whoopi, and that's a long shot.
Man, this is hard. Maybe some of them shared needles or had a blood transfusion with their blood. Hmm, you wouldn't know the latter. Also, I doubt anybody here was born with it. Okay, so let's focus on the drug angle. Hmmmm...nobody in this group looks like the type to do drugs, especially needle drugs. Anybody there with a heroine habit?
I don't see the connections here. But, the ad says "We all have AIDS if one of us does". So, that means that if one of them had AIDS and didn't tell anybody, they would have passed it on to all of the people on the screen, right? Come on! If Tom Hanks said it, it must be true! Where's the connection?
Rosalina: But you didn't.
Robert: But I DON'T.
Rosalina: You sure that's right?
Robert: I was going to HAVE told you they'd come?
Rosalina: No.
Robert: The subjunctive?
Rosalina: That's not the subjunctive.
Robert: I don't think the syntax has been invented yet.
Rosalina: It would have had to have had been.
Robert: Had to have...had...been? That can't be right.
Robert: But I DON'T.
Rosalina: You sure that's right?
Robert: I was going to HAVE told you they'd come?
Rosalina: No.
Robert: The subjunctive?
Rosalina: That's not the subjunctive.
Robert: I don't think the syntax has been invented yet.
Rosalina: It would have had to have had been.
Robert: Had to have...had...been? That can't be right.