Sick bastard or genius, you decide
PostPosted:Mon Feb 27, 2006 4:49 pm
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Sick bastard or genius, you decide
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PostPosted:Mon Feb 27, 2006 4:58 pm
I love the Smoking Gun. I mean, that's so twisted it's funny (though, not as funny had the marriage contract been valid).
PostPosted:Mon Feb 27, 2006 5:31 pm
Have been following that on FARK, funny stuff. He made up a bunch of stuff that i never would have thought about so he is a little bit genius.
PostPosted:Mon Feb 27, 2006 5:46 pm
I believe that actually caused me to puke in my own mouth and swallow it.
Someone who has the time or need to come up with something like this and be serious about it...*shudder*
Maybe his cell buddy will write up a marriage contract for him.
Someone who has the time or need to come up with something like this and be serious about it...*shudder*
Maybe his cell buddy will write up a marriage contract for him.
PostPosted:Mon Feb 27, 2006 9:23 pm
This guy has got to be a landlord. Got to be. It reads like a landlord's contract.
PostPosted:Tue Feb 28, 2006 7:30 pm
GENIUS! PURE GENIUS! 
PostPosted:Wed Mar 01, 2006 1:14 am
What a douche bag. I hope he gets fisted by his inmates.
Here's his pimp's Contract.
You will suck my dick or I will shank you.
You will let me fuck you or I will shank you.
You will bend over in the shower when I ask or I will shank you.
You will give me contraband or I will shank you.
Either way, you get shanked once a day.
On a good day, you will get on shanking.
You will swallow everything I put into your mouth, or I will shank you.
You use teeth, I shank you.
Here's his pimp's Contract.
You will suck my dick or I will shank you.
You will let me fuck you or I will shank you.
You will bend over in the shower when I ask or I will shank you.
You will give me contraband or I will shank you.
Either way, you get shanked once a day.
On a good day, you will get on shanking.
You will swallow everything I put into your mouth, or I will shank you.
You use teeth, I shank you.
PostPosted:Wed Mar 01, 2006 6:12 am
I agree with you Zeus, it's pure genius. Now all I have to do is find a girl who was sheltered enough to go along with that contract and I'll be set for life.