The Shrine

This has already been posted multiple times.

Was this here before? Sure you're not confusing this with http://ishamael.youaremyfriend.com? It's from the same guy.

Oh well, I think my mightiness is a theme worth repeating. And you're right, bovine, the intertrons never lie.

Ish, you are mighty indeed.

Your might is a force to be reckoned with, and, yes...even feared.

The heavens themselves tremble before the sheer force of your might, and, in all of creation, there is one - and only one - man who is your equal.

If you want to find out who it is, just go to the website that proclaims his glory...

http://richard.simmons.youaremighty.com

They should do this with "You are the man"