To Grey and maybe others
PostPosted:Wed Jun 11, 2003 12:35 am
<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>You know you're from Ontario when...
1. Vacation means going to Montreal for the weekend.
2. You measure distance in hours.
3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
6. When the weatherman announces high of 15, and you start planning a BBQ.
7. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four metres of snow during a blizzard, without flinching.
8. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.
9. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
10 Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled.
11. You know all four seasons: Almost winter, winter, still winter, and construction.
12. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your friends from Ontario</div>
1. Vacation means going to Montreal for the weekend.
2. You measure distance in hours.
3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
6. When the weatherman announces high of 15, and you start planning a BBQ.
7. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four metres of snow during a blizzard, without flinching.
8. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.
9. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
10 Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled.
11. You know all four seasons: Almost winter, winter, still winter, and construction.
12. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your friends from Ontario</div>