The Shrine

<div style='font: italic bold 14pt ; text-align: center; '>HAHAHA I just watched the greatest news piece on the conservative local news here about how canadians violently hate americans</div>

<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>Yeah! Come up here next year and I'll slap you violently with a strip of Bacon!</div>

<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '>Strip? You mean a round bacon? Unless you prefer American bacon.</div>

<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>Did it also say anything about that doomsday device we have which can control all of the worlds Nuclear Weapons?</div>

<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>Canada has different names for bacon than the US, Canadian bacon = back bacon, American bacon = Irish bacon</div>

<div style='font: 12pt "Cooper Black"; text-align: left; '>so, which did he mean by just saying 'bacon'?</div>

<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>You want a slappin with the Bacon too it seems ;) To me, bacon is bacon. Canadian back bacon doesn't appeal to me. I prefer what I assume most americans refer to as 'bacon'. Thin strips about 1/8" thick and 8" long. Mmmmnn bacon.</div>

<div style='font: 10pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light", "Century Gothic"; text-align: left; '>As opposed to "thin ham"?</div>

<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>Ham and bacon come from different parts of the pig. Also, I used 'bacon' as there is something inherently Canadian about it.</div>

<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '>Anything wrapped in bacon is good. Hell, you could roast frog legs with bacon, I'd eat it. If Sine was wrapped in bacon and was out in the hot sun, I'd take a big bite out of his fat arm.</div>