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Happy Valentines Day!!!!

PostPosted:Thu Feb 14, 2008 7:18 am
by Julius Seeker
Have a good one! =)

PostPosted:Thu Feb 14, 2008 7:20 am
by Andrew, Killer Bee
I got an ice-cream maker. Greatest Valentine's Day ever.

PostPosted:Thu Feb 14, 2008 8:02 am
by Tessian
ahh fuck off... singles awareness day (it's cheesy but it's true) blows; as if I didn't already have enough reminders about the fact.

Everyone who's found happiness can go die in a fire
Everyone who's a lonely bastard like me can meet me at the bar. Bring matches.

PostPosted:Thu Feb 14, 2008 8:56 am
by SineSwiper
Aye, I hated the holiday when I was single. Still, I'm going to cook a scallop dinner tonight.

PostPosted:Thu Feb 14, 2008 9:21 am
by Zeus
They should just rename it Happy Men Spend Money Day. Has any male ever received anything decent for Valentine's Day?

I dislike this holiday immensely. It's the biggest of the Hallmark holidays and one where it's not just expected that men do things for women (not just spend money) but one where it's DEMANDED. I love doing things for my wife (I do it regularly throughout the year) but I despise it when it's expected/demanded.

PostPosted:Thu Feb 14, 2008 9:57 am
by Imakeholesinu
Zeus wrote:They should just rename it Happy Men Spend Money Day. Has any male ever received anything decent for Valentine's Day?

I dislike this holiday immensely. It's the biggest of the Hallmark holidays and one where it's not just expected that men do things for women (not just spend money) but one where it's DEMANDED. I love doing things for my wife (I do it regularly throughout the year) but I despise it when it's expected/demanded.
Is sex ever expected/demanded? I bet you don't dislike that. :)

I got my new girl a Jawbone headset for valentine's day that is red. Roses and chocolates are being delivered this afternoon and we are going to have cheese and wine around 7:30 and then dinner at 8:30.

Yes, I bought into this day.

PostPosted:Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:47 am
by Julius Seeker
Barret wrote:
Is sex ever expected/demanded? I bet you don't dislike that. :)

I got my new girl a Jawbone headset for valentine's day that is red. Roses and chocolates are being delivered this afternoon and we are going to have cheese and wine around 7:30 and then dinner at 8:30.

Yes, I bought into this day.
Nice, I sent roses to my girl's work, and I am taking my other one out to the movies this evening, got her a small box of expensive chocolates =)

Wine and cheese, nice touch on that one =)

I personally love dry white wine, best drink ever invented!

PostPosted:Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:53 am
by Imakeholesinu
Dutch wrote:
Barret wrote:
Is sex ever expected/demanded? I bet you don't dislike that. :)

I got my new girl a Jawbone headset for valentine's day that is red. Roses and chocolates are being delivered this afternoon and we are going to have cheese and wine around 7:30 and then dinner at 8:30.

Yes, I bought into this day.
Nice, I sent roses to my girl's work, and I am taking my other one out to the movies this evening, got her a small box of expensive chocolates =)

Wine and cheese, nice touch on that one =)

I personally love dry white wine, best drink ever invented!
Dry red wine is my favorite. Shiraz and Merlot are my favorites.

PostPosted:Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:50 am
by Zeus
Barret wrote:
Zeus wrote:They should just rename it Happy Men Spend Money Day. Has any male ever received anything decent for Valentine's Day?

I dislike this holiday immensely. It's the biggest of the Hallmark holidays and one where it's not just expected that men do things for women (not just spend money) but one where it's DEMANDED. I love doing things for my wife (I do it regularly throughout the year) but I despise it when it's expected/demanded.
Is sex ever expected/demanded? I bet you don't dislike that. :)
I've been married for almost 5 years, so no, no it's not.....ever

PostPosted:Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:39 pm
by Andrew, Killer Bee
Zeus wrote:Has any male ever received anything decent for Valentine's Day?
Dude, did you not read my post?
Andrew, Killer Bee wrote:I got an ice-cream maker.
FUCK YEAH

PostPosted:Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:40 pm
by Flip
Fea posts here, you're required to be happy. :)

PostPosted:Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:47 pm
by Andrew, Killer Bee
If my most hated enemy were to give me an icecream maker I am certain I would forgive him instantly. IT IS A DEVICE THAT MAKES ICECREAM. I don't think you guys quite understand how important this is.

PostPosted:Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:54 pm
by Tessian
Seriously... I'm sick of this. How much does a hitman cost these days? I'd explain but I'm too pissed to even put it into words... I just think the best thing for the both of us now is if she died a fiery death inside her car and I got to move on with my life.

PostPosted:Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:24 pm
by Eric
Tessian wrote:Seriously... I'm sick of this. How much does a hitman cost these days? I'd explain but I'm too pissed to even put it into words... I just think the best thing for the both of us now is if she died a fiery death inside her car and I got to move on with my life.
Goodness Tess, you are just morbid and dark about this. O_o

PostPosted:Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:30 pm
by Tessian
Eric wrote:
Tessian wrote:Seriously... I'm sick of this. How much does a hitman cost these days? I'd explain but I'm too pissed to even put it into words... I just think the best thing for the both of us now is if she died a fiery death inside her car and I got to move on with my life.
Goodness Tess, you are just morbid and dark about this. O_o
And I'm never like this... but even I have my limits. I just about snapped today... I've taken her poor attitude and treating me like shit since she broke us up for the past 3 months very well. I never tried to get her to leave and have always treated her very nicely since. I have done more for her in the past year than anyone else has in at least 5 years... and she can't even show me some gratitude and respect? We're still in this situation because she didn't want to bother trying to fix our relationship and because she can't afford to move out or let me do so. I can't live like this anymore and I don't deserve to. She needs to show some fucking appreciation for the sacrifices and kindness I've given her or get the fuck out of my life. Her attitude has totally destroyed my memories of when we were dating and that pisses me off because that was the best 7.5 months of my life... now sullied because she has to be such a bitch.

I never thought I'd be pushed to the point where I'd wish someone dead I used to love.

PostPosted:Thu Feb 14, 2008 7:11 pm
by Imakeholesinu
Tessian wrote:
Eric wrote:
Tessian wrote:Seriously... I'm sick of this. How much does a hitman cost these days? I'd explain but I'm too pissed to even put it into words... I just think the best thing for the both of us now is if she died a fiery death inside her car and I got to move on with my life.
Goodness Tess, you are just morbid and dark about this. O_o
And I'm never like this... but even I have my limits. I just about snapped today... I've taken her poor attitude and treating me like shit since she broke us up for the past 3 months very well. I never tried to get her to leave and have always treated her very nicely since. I have done more for her in the past year than anyone else has in at least 5 years... and she can't even show me some gratitude and respect? We're still in this situation because she didn't want to bother trying to fix our relationship and because she can't afford to move out or let me do so. I can't live like this anymore and I don't deserve to. She needs to show some fucking appreciation for the sacrifices and kindness I've given her or get the fuck out of my life. Her attitude has totally destroyed my memories of when we were dating and that pisses me off because that was the best 7.5 months of my life... now sullied because she has to be such a bitch.

I never thought I'd be pushed to the point where I'd wish someone dead I used to love.
It hurts, and just know there is a light at the end of the tunnel. I know you think you've been plenty patient, I don't think anyone on this board would say that you haven't sacrificed more than 30 times her weight in your time and effort. Know unfortunately, you will never receive any gratitude or a "thank you" from her. That is her personality. She uses and manipulates. You've done nothing but be the bigger person and I ask you only to do it a little while longer before you can cast her back into the "Oh wow is me..." life she is so accustomed to being in and then rescued by some poor sap who doesn't know that love doesn't reside between her thighs but a metal mashing set of teeth does.

Normally I wouldn't wish this on a stranger but then again, they might be perfect for one another.

Either way, do your laundry, down a bottle or two of wine, masturbate on her pillow and call it a night.

PostPosted:Thu Feb 14, 2008 7:18 pm
by Flip
Barret wrote:do your laundry, down a bottle or two of wine, masturbate on her pillow and call it a night.
Suggestion accepted!

PostPosted:Thu Feb 14, 2008 7:22 pm
by Tessian
LoL that last sentence was awesome, thanks. But just so I get this right... are you asking me to grin and bare her bullshit for another 3 months without yelling at her and forcing some sort of change... or just asking me not to kill her?

PostPosted:Thu Feb 14, 2008 7:23 pm
by bovine
Barret wrote:
Tessian wrote:
Eric wrote: Goodness Tess, you are just morbid and dark about this. O_o
And I'm never like this... but even I have my limits. I just about snapped today... I've taken her poor attitude and treating me like shit since she broke us up for the past 3 months very well. I never tried to get her to leave and have always treated her very nicely since. I have done more for her in the past year than anyone else has in at least 5 years... and she can't even show me some gratitude and respect? We're still in this situation because she didn't want to bother trying to fix our relationship and because she can't afford to move out or let me do so. I can't live like this anymore and I don't deserve to. She needs to show some fucking appreciation for the sacrifices and kindness I've given her or get the fuck out of my life. Her attitude has totally destroyed my memories of when we were dating and that pisses me off because that was the best 7.5 months of my life... now sullied because she has to be such a bitch.

I never thought I'd be pushed to the point where I'd wish someone dead I used to love.
It hurts, and just know there is a light at the end of the tunnel. I know you think you've been plenty patient, I don't think anyone on this board would say that you haven't sacrificed more than 30 times her weight in your time and effort. Know unfortunately, you will never receive any gratitude or a "thank you" from her. That is her personality. She uses and manipulates. You've done nothing but be the bigger person and I ask you only to do it a little while longer before you can cast her back into the "Oh wow is me..." life she is so accustomed to being in and then rescued by some poor sap who doesn't know that love doesn't reside between her thighs but a metal mashing set of teeth does.

Normally I wouldn't wish this on a stranger but then again, they might be perfect for one another.

Either way, do your laundry, down a bottle or two of wine, masturbate on her pillow and call it a night.
and tell her to get you an ice cream maker I guess is what I've been able to learn from this thread.

PostPosted:Thu Feb 14, 2008 7:58 pm
by Andrew, Killer Bee
She doesn't sound sensible enough to buy anybody an icecream maker.

What's preventing you from moving out, Tess?

PostPosted:Thu Feb 14, 2008 8:05 pm
by Tessian
Andrew, Killer Bee wrote:She doesn't sound sensible enough to buy anybody an icecream maker.

What's preventing you from moving out, Tess?
She loves ice cream too much... she'd just buy it for herself.

We're both on the lease. Both of us can sign a waiver to let one of us out of it... but the remaining person has to prove they can still afford the apartment. I can afford this place on my own, but she can't... nor can she afford to move out yet (and possibly not even by May)

PostPosted:Thu Feb 14, 2008 8:10 pm
by Andrew, Killer Bee
And the lease is up in May? Ugh, that sucks. Any chance you could get somebody to move in before then? Would it be worth it for you just to pay the rest of your half of the lease out and find another place? It doesn't sound like it's doing your psyche any good being there.

PostPosted:Thu Feb 14, 2008 8:23 pm
by Tessian
Andrew, Killer Bee wrote:And the lease is up in May? Ugh, that sucks. Any chance you could get somebody to move in before then? Would it be worth it for you just to pay the rest of your half of the lease out and find another place? It doesn't sound like it's doing your psyche any good being there.
Who would move in for 3 months? And I am NOT moving out and giving her free run of an apartment I'm paying half for... that's even being NICER than I've been.

PostPosted:Thu Feb 14, 2008 8:50 pm
by Zeus
Tessian wrote:
Andrew, Killer Bee wrote:And the lease is up in May? Ugh, that sucks. Any chance you could get somebody to move in before then? Would it be worth it for you just to pay the rest of your half of the lease out and find another place? It doesn't sound like it's doing your psyche any good being there.
Who would move in for 3 months? And I am NOT moving out and giving her free run of an apartment I'm paying half for... that's even being NICER than I've been.
Bring some dates home while asking her for privacy, have the guys over all the time.......make her life a living hell. Why not? :-)

PostPosted:Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:17 pm
by Blotus
Come play some CoD to vent the rage.

PostPosted:Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:28 pm
by Tessian
Black Lotus wrote:Come play some CoD to vent the rage.
Too late in the night man :( I was up to play 2 hours ago. My night consisted of Woodchuck and Rush Hour 3. hurray

PostPosted:Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:35 pm
by Blotus
The Lost was calling. WHAT WOULD YOU DO!?

PostPosted:Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:56 pm
by Tessian
Black Lotus wrote:WHAT WOULD YOU DO!?
I spent a good 10 minutes on GIS looking for a good graphic for the Nickelodeon show by that name ... to no avail :( The Internet has failed me!

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PostPosted:Fri Feb 15, 2008 6:42 am
by Julius Seeker
I just WISH it were the 1980's again... And so do all of you, admit it! =P

PostPosted:Fri Feb 15, 2008 11:33 am
by Imakeholesinu
Dutch wrote:I just WISH it were the 1980's again... And so do all of you, admit it! =P
I admit it.

Oh, and my g/f got me NHL 08 for the PS3. Officially awesome!

PostPosted:Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:30 pm
by Blotus
Barret wrote:
Dutch wrote:I just WISH it were the 1980's again... And so do all of you, admit it! =P
I admit it.

Oh, and my g/f got me NHL 08 for the PS3. Officially awesome!
I hear tell it's the best version in years.

PostPosted:Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:14 pm
by Imakeholesinu
Black Lotus wrote:
Barret wrote:
Dutch wrote:I just WISH it were the 1980's again... And so do all of you, admit it! =P
I admit it.

Oh, and my g/f got me NHL 08 for the PS3. Officially awesome!
I hear tell it's the best version in years.
It's hard. I feel like a pansy playing on rookie. It is nearly impossible to shoot. I'm so used to NHL03.

PostPosted:Fri Feb 15, 2008 7:35 pm
by Blotus
I never did get used to the new stick controls in '07 before I sold it. Apparently it's incredible if you're able to.

PostPosted:Fri Feb 15, 2008 11:40 pm
by Blotus
Street Fighter Valentine's Day cards! Wooooooooo!


http://kotaku.com/photogallery/streetfightervalentines/

PostPosted:Sat Feb 16, 2008 12:20 am
by SineSwiper
Black Lotus wrote:Street Fighter Valentine's Day cards! Wooooooooo!
Man, some of those quotes are a bit of a stretch, just to make it fit the character.

PostPosted:Sat Feb 16, 2008 12:23 am
by Blotus
Sineswiper wrote:Man, some of those quotes are a bit of a STRETCH
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PostPosted:Sat Feb 16, 2008 12:23 am
by Tessian
Valentines Day --> Ice Cream Makers --> Bitch ex's that need to die --> Ice Cream Makers --> NHL 08 --> Street Fighter.

This goes way beyond thread jacking... we can't stay on topic to save our fucking lives.

PostPosted:Sat Feb 16, 2008 12:26 am
by Blotus
Tessian wrote:Valentines Day --> Ice Cream Makers --> Bitch ex's that need to die --> Ice Cream Makers --> NHL 08 --> Street Fighter.

This goes way beyond thread jacking... we can't stay on topic to save our fucking lives.
Let me show you my Pokemans?

PostPosted:Sat Feb 16, 2008 12:27 am
by SineSwiper
Black Lotus wrote:Dhalsim.gif
Bastard. I knew you were going to do/say something like that when I said it.
Black Lotus wrote:Let me show you my Pokemans?
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Done...now I've returned the favor.

PostPosted:Sat Feb 16, 2008 12:36 am
by Blotus
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PostPosted:Sat Feb 16, 2008 1:46 am
by bovine
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