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The Website is Down

PostPosted:Sat Jun 28, 2008 12:31 pm
by SineSwiper

PostPosted:Sat Jun 28, 2008 3:20 pm
by Tessian
"You can't arrange by penis"

PostPosted:Sat Jun 28, 2008 5:34 pm
by Imakeholesinu
"I pee urine"

"Why are you using AOL? We have a corporate OC3"

"It's grey on the bottom."



Shit, this is funny because I actually have to deal with people like this on a daily basis almost.

Also, that's awesome he had monster.com open the entire time.

PostPosted:Sat Jun 28, 2008 6:39 pm
by SineSwiper
Imakeholesinu wrote:Also, that's awesome he had monster.com open the entire time.
You mean Halo?

PostPosted:Sat Jun 28, 2008 11:46 pm
by Shellie
no, monster.com was the website he had up in the background.

PostPosted:Sun Jun 29, 2008 2:03 am
by Imakeholesinu
SineSwiper wrote:
Imakeholesinu wrote:Also, that's awesome he had monster.com open the entire time.
You mean Halo?
Re-watch. First website web guy had up was monster.com.

I found it absolutely entertaining. Especially when he went tking in Halo.

PostPosted:Sun Jun 29, 2008 2:10 am
by Tessian
It was quite hilarious... but I can't help to yell at the guy for what he did. Any tech who rebooted the server running a company's public website because some sales jackass who doesn't know shit told him to should be fired... from a cannon into the sun. What a dumbass move.

Still funny though, and very fitting that the bachelor's party I was at tonight someone had the shirt "Anyone who claims the customer is always right never worked in tech support"

PostPosted:Sun Jun 29, 2008 1:19 pm
by Shellie
When I saw it, I thought "Tessian is gonna point out how stupid the Information Security team was for allowing single character passwords on their boxes"

Incredibly funny tho

PostPosted:Tue Jul 01, 2008 2:04 am
by Flip
Imakeholesinu wrote:
"Why are you using AOL? We have a corporate OC3"
We still have 8 million idiots! or so.

PostPosted:Tue Jul 01, 2008 2:49 am
by Blotus
Does anybody else here not make a living sitting at a desk in front of a computer?

PostPosted:Tue Jul 01, 2008 10:46 am
by Imakeholesinu
Black Lotus wrote:Does anybody else here not make a living sitting at a desk in front of a computer?
I don't think so, but I know a number of people who SHOULDN'T be making a living doing it.

PostPosted:Tue Jul 01, 2008 1:03 pm
by Zeus
Black Lotus wrote:Does anybody else here not make a living sitting at a desk in front of a computer?
Unfortunately not me

PostPosted:Tue Jul 01, 2008 8:36 pm
by RentCavalier
I don't make a living at all. :thumbup:

PostPosted:Tue Jul 01, 2008 8:41 pm
by Shellie
RentCavalier wrote:I don't make a living at all. :thumbup:
Oh how I miss those days. Enjoy them while you can....

Re: The Website is Down

PostPosted:Thu Jul 03, 2008 8:46 am
by Mully
SineSwiper wrote:http://blip.tv/file/1015028

Funny as hell
Boe said this is what the NOC does to "us" all the time.

PostPosted:Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:32 am
by Imakeholesinu
Over the last 6 days I've used 100 minutes on my phone for off hours calls. I hate my life.

Re: The Website is Down

PostPosted:Thu Jul 03, 2008 6:08 pm
by SineSwiper
Mully wrote:Boe said this is what the NOC does to "us" all the time.
Oh, please. The NOC solves problems, not creates them. Thanks to them, everybody else knows what's going on 10 minutes after it happens.

PostPosted:Thu Jul 03, 2008 8:17 pm
by Shellie
He's saying that Boe is saying that the NOC is like the guy in the video, and "us" is the idiot

PostPosted:Thu Jul 03, 2008 9:01 pm
by Tessian
Seraphina wrote:He's saying that Boe is saying that the NOC is like the guy in the video, and "us" is the idiot
But... the guy in the video is an idiot. He rebooted his company's critical web server cause some dickwad idiot sales guy told him to. If that really happened this guy would be out on the street the next day.

So is Boe saying that your NOC is staffed by a bunch of idiots who do whatever whoever calls them up says?

PostPosted:Thu Jul 03, 2008 9:14 pm
by Andrew, Killer Bee
Black Lotus wrote:Does anybody else here not make a living sitting at a desk in front of a computer?
Most of us had the good sense to reject Ish's offer of resident gimp.

PostPosted:Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:45 pm
by Shellie
Tessian wrote:
Seraphina wrote:He's saying that Boe is saying that the NOC is like the guy in the video, and "us" is the idiot
But... the guy in the video is an idiot. He rebooted his company's critical web server cause some dickwad idiot sales guy told him to. If that really happened this guy would be out on the street the next day.

So is Boe saying that your NOC is staffed by a bunch of idiots who do whatever whoever calls them up says?
In all seriousness, Boe is an idiot.

PostPosted:Fri Jul 04, 2008 9:12 am
by Zeus
Andrew, Killer Bee wrote:
Black Lotus wrote:Does anybody else here not make a living sitting at a desk in front of a computer?
Most of us had the good sense to reject Ish's offer of resident gimp.
Speaking of Ish, where the hell is that guy?