If programming languages were religions...

[Louis]

<a href="http://www.aegisub.net/2008/12/if-progr ... s.html">If programming languages were religions...</a>

And for Sine (and well, I like Perl too even though I don't have his expertise)

<strong>Perl</strong> would be <strong>Voodoo</strong> - An incomprehensible series of arcane incantations that involve the blood of goats and permanently corrupt your soul. Often used when your boss requires you to do an urgent task at 21:00 on friday night.

[Lox]

Haha.

Visual Basic would be Satanism - Except that you don't REALLY need to sell your soul to be a Satanist...

[SineSwiper]

Python would be Humanism: It's simple, unrestrictive, and all you need to follow it is common sense. Many of the followers claim to feel relieved from all the burden imposed by other languages, and that they have rediscovered the joy of programming. There are some who say that it is a form of pseudo-code.

Obviously written by a ex-Perl and pro-Python nut. Besides that, it seems pretty spot on and funny.