Onion: Studio threatens "Coyote Ugly" sequel
PostPosted:Sat May 09, 2009 6:11 pm
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/vi ... =a-section
The story title is kind of tangential to the true humor content of the article, which is unrepentantly and victoriously nasty.
The story title is kind of tangential to the true humor content of the article, which is unrepentantly and victoriously nasty.
Just brilliant. The whole thing is worth reading. This is how some studio executives actually talk and think behind the scenes, by the way.The Onion wrote: According to Touchstone Pictures president Peter Zaiff, however, if the nation doesn't continue to blindly accept all products distributed by the entertainment industry, he'll produce a sequel to the film that "makes the first Coyote Ugly look like On The fucking Waterfront."
"We are dead serious, you assholes," Zaiff said. "You're going to like what we tell you to like, end-of-fucking-story. Now fill up those seats, or so help me God, it's Coyote Ugly II: Get Uglier."