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Girl pregnant from swimming pool...
PostPosted:Mon Jul 13, 2009 8:51 pm
by Tessian
I know it's the Sun... but good lord I did not know there were people outside of the US that were this oblivious...
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... -pool.html
PostPosted:Mon Jul 13, 2009 9:27 pm
by Shrinweck
Are the chances higher that a teenager had unprotected sex and lied about it or that conception happened via a humongous swimming pool?
In other news, a shocking study is released detailing that not all people make good parents.
PostPosted:Mon Jul 13, 2009 9:50 pm
by Mental
You mean, is there a chance that a teenage girl got horny and had sex and got pregnant and is trying to cover it up? No, no. That's TOO farfetched.
PostPosted:Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:16 pm
by Tessian
Like the article said, it's just like the old "I got Hepatitis from a dirty toilet seat I swear!" excuses... just can't believe her mom bought the excuse. I hope the hotel gets to counter claim for court costs because this is beyond ridiculous.
The question is-- will the daughter ever admit it, or will she let her mom be humiliated on an international stage with this idiotic claim?
PostPosted:Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:20 pm
by Mental
Tessian wrote:Like the article said, it's just like the old "I got Hepatitis from a dirty toilet seat I swear!" excuses...
It's true. Only, there was a dirty streetwalker on top of the dirty toilet seat holding a dirty heroin needle when I got the hepatitis. I just happened to fall on the needle, and then in the streetwalker.
PostPosted:Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:22 pm
by SineSwiper
Tessian wrote:The question is-- will the daughter ever admit it, or will she let her mom be humiliated on an international stage with this idiotic claim?
By the time the court case is done with, she'll be 18 and saying "Jesus, Mom, you are fucking gullible!"