The Shrine

<div style='font: 11pt ; text-align: left; '>I got drunk for the 1st time last night, 8 shots of Smirnoff Vodka in about a 30 minute period. After which i played drunken DDR, which probably made me sicker. Yeah... I should have paced myself better. Anyway College is still good shit =]</div>

<div style='font: 11pt arial; text-align: left; '>It'll take you a while to figure out how much and how fast you can't drink without killing yourself...but, really, that's the fun part : )</div>

<div style='font: 10pt verdana; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>When I first started drinking, I had eight beers and a warm shot of vodka. I threw up twice that night. The next day, life was pain. I've never thrown up since or had a hangover.</div>

<div style='font: 10pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light", "Century Gothic"; text-align: left; '>I still don't understand the concept of beers. You drink a SHITLOAD just to get drunk (which tastes like piss) and it ends up being 64+ ounces of liquid in your stomach. I'm sorry, but I have a hard time drinking that much in water.</div>

<div style='font: 10pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light", "Century Gothic"; text-align: left; '>Just stay away from Heaven Hill anything. Guaranteed to make you hurl and give you dry heaves in the morning.</div>

<div style='font: 11pt ; text-align: left; '>not all beer taste like piss, I personally like Mexican Beer, Pacifico being my favorite.</div>

<div style='font: 10pt verdana; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>Beer tastes good. Almost all drinks in our culture are sweet. Beer is bitter. It takes a while to get used to that. There's nothing like sitting around with friends having a few beers. I picked up a six pack of Guiness Draught recently, and it's good stuff.</div>

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>Beer's an acquired taste. So is figuring out which beers you enjoy and don't enjoy.</div>

<div style='font: 11pt arial; text-align: left; '>Yeah, I hated the taste of beer for a long time, but I kinda like it now (I still won't drink a beer with a meal though).</div>

<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>As others said, it depends on what Beer you drink. I drink mostly Belgian or craft brewed Pilsners. Hoegäarden is definately not bitter.</div>

<div style='font: 10pt verdana; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>Christ, after our simulations midterm on Thursday, me and a girl in my class went to get lunch and a pitcher of beer. We seriosly needed it, that test was fucking nuts.</div>

<div style='font: 10pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light", "Century Gothic"; text-align: left; '>You still haven't answered the main point of all of that intake in your stomach.</div>

<div style='font: 11pt arial; text-align: left; '>I don't have enough stress for that : )</div>

<div style='font: 11pt arial; text-align: left; '>Your age/maturity level when you start drinking is also a big factor too. How old were you?</div>

<div style='font: 10pt verdana; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>If what you're interested in is getting drunk, beer allows you to do the slow burn. Liqour does it too quick. It's also easier to control if you get buzzed, pretty tipsy, or actually drunk.</div>

<div style='font: 10pt verdana; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>Last week was an absolute train wreck for me, and not just because of classes. I had to have a few beers to get to sleep three nights last week. Not good. My life is nothing but stress at this point.</div>

<div style='font: 10pt verdana; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>That was my freshmen year of college. At that point, I had been drinking for just a few months.</div>

<div style='font: 11pt ; text-align: left; '>Agreed, Beer allows you to know where your at easier, Hard Liquor can be hit and miss, those 8 shots were definatly a miss, i had it so fast that it slowly digested until i was just fucked up and sick</div>

<div style='font: 10pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light", "Century Gothic"; text-align: left; '>Heh...if you think 8 little shots will do that, wait until you try acid. After taking a hit of acid, you seriously develop a certain amount of respect over what some little thing the size of a piece of confetti will do.</div>

<div style='font: 10pt Impact; text-align: left; '>If anyone offers you a lunch box, take them up on it, just make sure you chug the bitch. Paps, Michelob, Bud, and Blue Moon are your friends. Stay AWAY from the High Life.</div>

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>I'll keep waiting, because no chance in hell I'm doing acid.</div>

<div style='font: 11pt Dominion; text-align: left; '>yeah...you might not wanna take advice on this matter from the Shrine's local druggie</div>

<div style='font: 11pt arial; text-align: left; '>Yeah, I first started drinking like late in my Junior year of HS so it took me a bit longer.</div>

<div style='font: 11pt arial; text-align: left; '>The life of an undergraduate English major is somewhat less oppressive : )</div>

<div style='font: 10pt verdana; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>Try being a CS graduate student with girl problems. Last Wednesday, I actually had restrain myself from causing property damage.</div>

<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>Girl problems? You mean like PMS, I've heard some chicks get really violent with that.</div>

<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>That's why chicks often drink hard liquor, they don't have the stomach for beer. But I never drink to get drunk anyways anymore, it's kind of immature.</div>

<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>Bud = Hick beer, that's all I'm going to say. I mean look at the add for it "Budweiser!!! The King of beer!!!" How much more fucking hick can you get than that? =P</div>

<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>For beer, if you are going to get ice filtered, don't buy it from an American place, they water it down quite a bit because the legal limit is less (I think it's 5% maximum in the US, or is it 4%?). If going for regular beer, go for lager over ale. Generally lager has a much better flavour to it, more bite, ale tastes kind of like piss. The stronger the flavour of the lager, the better you'll enjoy it.

Just whatever you do, stay away from Vodka coolers like Smirnoff ice, those things have so much damn sugar in them that they burn your taste buds. It's just torture drinking stuff like that.</div>

<div style='font: 11pt arial; text-align: left; '>Or you can just take the middle road - a robust, full-bodied merlot. or perhaps a nicely chilled blush with a bouquet that's fruity without being flamboyant.</div>

<div style='font: 10pt verdana; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>Seeker, this is why people here have little respect for you. I was the angriest I have ever been in my entire life on Wednesday; if anyone had pushed me on that day, I would have torn their head off. Now I'm just confused.</div>

<div style='font: 11pt Dominion; text-align: left; '>that has to be one of the most ignorant things you've ever said...sometimes it's better you just shut your hole and not enlighten us to your stupidity</div>

<div style='font: bold 9pt ; text-align: left; '>Alas, if only Seeker had been there in real life to push you. Alas.</div>

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>You actually went through the effort of finding that character? Man, you must really love that beer :-)</div>

<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '>Should you have any more of those moments, go to Seeker. I'll provide you the weapons. Just point and shoot. I can feed the remains to some Orcas and Grizzlies.</div>

<div style='font: 10pt Impact; text-align: left; '>St. Louis is not a hick town and Bud is one of the most purchased beers. Your argument sucks, coors man. :)</div>

<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>I work with Typeface all day, I know most of the accents now.</div>

<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>Also, because the average alcohol content of Beer is around 6% (here anyway) you don't need to replenish your Bodies water level as much, say a glass of water per 4 Beers. However, you do tend to pish a lot.</div>

<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>You drink that ghey ass can't decide if I'm a white or a red Shite? And I thought Ish was in the Closet....</div>

<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>No offense man, but I don't give a fuck about your problems and there is no reason why I should. You're a gimp.</div>

<div style='font: 10pt verdana; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>There is a marked difference between not caring and trying to antagonize me. You think I'm a gimp. Fantastic. I think you're a generally horrible person.</div>

<div style='font: bold 9pt ; text-align: left; '>You never directed your problems at him to care about, so his statement was unnecesary.</div>

<div style='font: 10pt verdana; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>I know that, and I think most people here do too. Don't worry, I have more important things to think about. I'm not going to bother getting worked up over the house troll.</div>

<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>St. Louis doesn't count, that's the beers hometown. But everywhere else it's a massive hick beer =)</div>

<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>And I think you're generally a child molester. Seriously man, you're getting worked up because some chick won't fuck you, how old are you, 13? Grow up you fucking cocksucker.</div>

<div style='font: 10pt verdana; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>Don't pretend you have even a passing understanding of how I work or what I care about. No one is fooled.</div>

<div style='font: 10pt Impact; text-align: left; '>If any beer should be considered 'hick' it should be Stag, Blue Ribbon, Keystone Light, Miller High Life, Natural Light, Milwalkee's Best (The Beast)...the list goes on.</div>

<div style='font: 11pt arial; text-align: left; '>Yeah, it's quite obvious to everyone here who is the sensible person in this discussion and who is the ignorant ass. It's not as if it's a point that needs to be argued</div>

<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '>You need a serious beat down. I'm sending Eric up there to kick you in the nads.</div>

<div style='font: bold 9pt ; text-align: left; '>That was one of the dumbest insults I have ever heard. The dumbest.</div>