The Shrine

<div style='font: italic bold 14pt ; text-align: center; '>1. Beer, hard A, or wine
2. Hard A mixed or straight
3. Scotch, Irish, or Rye whiskey
4. Rocks or no rocks
5. margarita blended or cubes
6. Stout or Pilsner
7. vodka and lemonade or vodka and OJ
8. malt beer or real beer.
9. red wine or white wine.
10. while at a mexican restaurant, mexican beer or margaritas
11. best beer country, US, Canada, Czech Republic, Belgian, German, Irish
12. Best screwdriver, vodka and OJ or tequila and OJ
13. Jack and coke or Rye and coke
14. Gin and Tonic or Scotch and water.
15. beer, import, microbrew or cheap domestic
meh just for fun cause I be drunk off my ass

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<span style="background: black; color: black;">1. Beer, hard A, or wine
2. Hard A mixed or straight
3. Scotch, Irish, or Rye whiskey
4. Rocks or no rocks
5. margarita blended or cubes
6. Stout or Pilsner
7. vodka and lemonade or vodka and OJ
8. malt beer or real beer.
9. red wine or white wine.
10. while at a mexican restaurant, mexican beer or margaritas
11. best beer country, US, Canada, Czech Republic, Belgian, German, Irish
12. Best screwdriver, vodka and OJ or tequila and OJ
13. Jack and coke or Rye and coke
14. Gin and Tonic or Scotch and water.
15. beer, import, microbrew or cheap domestic
meh just for fun cause I be drunk off my ass</span></div>

<div style='font: bold 10pt ; text-align: left; '>1. Beer, hard A, or wine
Hard A, although I usually drink beer because of convenience

2. Hard A mixed or straight
Mixed

3. Scotch, Irish, or Rye whiskey
Rye

4. Rocks or no rocks
Rocks

5. margarita blended or cubes
Cubes... -_-

6. Stout or Pilsner
Pilsner

7. vodka and lemonade or vodka and OJ
V/O though I cant drink the shit anymore

8. malt beer or real beer.
Real

9. red wine or white wine.
I fucking hate wine

10. while at a mexican restaurant, mexican beer or margaritas
hmmm... Ill say beer since I dont wear a skirt

11. best beer country, US, Canada, Czech Republic, Belgian, German, Irish
Canada/Germany/Irish I can't decide (I'll pick whichever country makes Harp... damn that stuff is gooood)

12. Best screwdriver, vodka and OJ or tequila and OJ
T/O

13. Jack and coke or Rye and coke
They are both what I drink frequently, so it's a toss up

14. Gin and Tonic or Scotch and water.
G/T

15. beer, import, microbrew or cheap domestic
Beer/Microbrew (Some beer is good, some is bad. Some Micro is good, some is REALLY REALLY bad).</div>

<div style='font: 10pt Impact; text-align: left; '>1. Beer, hard A, or wine Hard A 2. Hard A mixed or straight Mixed 3. Scotch, Irish, or Rye whiskey Scotch 4. Rocks or no rocks Rocks 5. margarita blended or cubes Do I have a pussy? 6. Stout or Pilsner Pilsner 7. vodka and lemonade or vodka and OJ OJ 8. malt beer or real beer. Real 9. red wine or white wine. Red 10. while at a mexican restaurant, mexican beer or margaritas Corona 11. best beer country, US, Canada, Czech Republic, Belgian, German, Irish US 12. Best screwdriver, vodka and OJ or tequila and OJ Traditional Vodka w/ OJ 13. Jack and coke or Rye and coke Jack 14. Gin and Tonic or Scotch and water. Scotch 15. beer, import, microbrew or cheap domestic Beer</div>

<div style='font: 11pt Dominion; text-align: left; '>heh, I can't drink so I can't fill this out at all</div>

<div style='font: 11pt arial; text-align: left; '>Heh. Anyway...

1. Beer, hard A, or wine
<B>I usually end up drinking beer, but I'm a wino at heart</b>

2. Hard A mixed or straight
<B>Straight. I don't like to fuck around</b>

3. Scotch, Irish, or Rye whiskey
<B>My palette is in no way sophisticated enough to tell Scotch whiskey from Rye whiskey from Irish whiskey. It's all just liquid-drunk to me.</b>

4. Rocks or no rocks
<B>I like my rocks</b>

5. margarita blended or cubes
<B>Blended</b>

6. Stout or Pilsner
<B>Pilsner...I want to like stout, but I can't seem to acquire the taste for it</b>

7. vodka and lemonade or vodka and OJ
<B>ade de limon</b>

8. malt beer or real beer.
<B>Colt 45 Double Malt is like golden...uh...gold</b>

9. red wine or white wine.
<B>I prefer a fine Merlot</b>

10. while at a mexican restaurant, mexican beer or margaritas
<B>Eh...I don't usually buy drinks at restaurants. Margaritas I guess since if I buy anything it'll be for my girlfriend</b>

11. best beer country, US, Canada, Czech Republic, Belgian, German, Irish
<B>I prefer Molson to any non-malt beer, so I guess Canada. I don't like American beer really except for Beast Ice</b>

12. Best screwdriver, vodka and OJ or tequila and OJ
<B>Vodka, most definitely, comrade.</b>

13. Jack and coke or Rye and coke
<B>I can't tell the difference drinking them straight, let alone in coke</b>

14. Gin and Tonic or Scotch and water.
<B>Neither. They're both fucking disgusting. I like Absinth and water though</b>

15. beer, import, microbrew or cheap domestic
<B>the cheaper the better, but I usually just buy 40's anyway.</b></div>

<div style='font: 11pt arial; text-align: left; '>Do you think someone's gonna bother to read that shit? Put in some damn line breaks, boy!</div>

<div style='font: 10pt Impact; text-align: left; '>wtf...I did have it in line breaks, ghey....</div>

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>1. Beer, hard A, or wine
- Hard A
2. Hard A mixed or straight
- mixed
3. Scotch, Irish, or Rye whiskey
- ugh....
4. Rocks or no rocks
- ice, thank you
5. margarita blended or cubes
- they all taste crappy, but blended
6. Stout or Pilsner
- it's beer, who cares?
7. vodka and lemonade or vodka and OJ
- OJ
8. malt beer or real beer.
- see #6
9. red wine or white wine.
- neither
10. while at a mexican restaurant, mexican beer or margaritas
- well, I despise beer, so it has to be margaritas
11. best beer country, US, Canada, Czech Republic, Belgian, German, Irish
- see #6
12. Best screwdriver, vodka and OJ or tequila and OJ
- never had it with tequila, can't say
13. Jack and coke or Rye and coke
- rye
14. Gin and Tonic or Scotch and water.
- ugh, neither
15. beer, import, microbrew or cheap domestic
- see #6</div>

<div style='font: italic bold 14pt ; text-align: center; '>You are so not canadian</div>

<div style='font: italic bold 14pt ; text-align: center; '>beast ice? can I just shoot you now and get it over with. my god. Even PBR is higher quality than that piss</div>

<div style='font: 12pt Arial; text-align: left; '>I think you have a drinking problem...

1. Beer
2. Hard A mixed
3. Whiskey tastes like piss.
4. Rocks
5. margarita blended
6. Stout
7. vodka and OJ
8. real beer.
9. white wine.
10. margaritas
11. German
12. Best screwdriver, vodka and OJ
13. Jack and coke
14. Gin and Tonic
15. beer</div>

<div style='font: 11pt arial; text-align: left; '>It's the strongest beer you can buy in America that's readily available and not malt-liquor</div>

<div style='font: 12pt "Cooper Black"; text-align: left; '>heh, me and my roommate used to get Southpaw for that fact, too. Its like 5% and cheap as dirt while Beast Light was 4% for the same price. I'm not sure what Ice's content is.</div>

<div style='font: 10pt verdana; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>The difference in alcohol content can be made up in one beer. Dear god, bite the bullet.</div>

<div style='font: 10pt "arial narrow"; text-align: left; padding: 0% 5% 0% 5%; '>1. Beer, hard A, or wine

<b>Beer. Not that I don't like the others.</b>

2. Hard A mixed or straight

<b>Mixed, or shot.</b>

3. Scotch, Irish, or Rye whiskey

<b>No whiskey!</b>

4. Rocks or no rocks

<b>Rocks.</b>

5. margarita blended or cubes

<b>Never had one, actually.</b>

7. vodka and lemonade or vodka and OJ

<b>Lime.</b>

8. malt beer or real beer.

<b>Fuck malt.</b>

9. red wine or white wine.

<b>White.</b>

10. while at a mexican restaurant, mexican beer or margaritas

<b>The beer.</b>

11. best beer country, US, Canada, Czech Republic, Belgian, German, Irish

<b>Do you even have to ask?</b>

12. Best screwdriver, vodka and OJ or tequila and OJ

<b>Hate screwdrivers (too much at age 15).</b>

13. Jack and coke or Rye and coke

<b>Jack, Goldschlager, and apple juice over ice with a dash of cinnamon.</b>

14. Gin and Tonic or Scotch and water.

<b>Scotch and water. I'm not a big fan of gin.</b>

15. beer, import, microbrew or cheap domestic?

<b>Rickard's Red.</b></div>

<div style='font: 10pt "arial narrow"; text-align: left; padding: 0% 5% 0% 5%; '>Yeah, dick!</div>

<div style='font: 11pt arial; text-align: left; '>Damn straight. Ice clocks in at 5.9 which is basically the cut-off limit for an American beer.</div>

<div style='font: 11pt arial; text-align: left; '>Hell no! Beast isn't that bad anyway. I actually like it better than a lot of other shitty American beers</div>

<div style='font: 11pt arial; text-align: left; '>Heh. I think a lot of people have had bad experiences with screwdrivers</div>

<div style='font: italic bold 14pt ; text-align: center; '>my god man...It isn't that bad? then by your standards dog shit must be a delicacy</div>

<div style='font: 10pt verdana; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>Then don't drink the shitty ones!</div>

<div style='font: 11pt arial; text-align: left; '>Dude, it's not like beer really tastes GOOD in the first place. For god's sake, it's bread-water that's fermented into poison!</div>

<div style='font: bold 10pt ; text-align: left; '>See, I dunno how anyone can say that the US is the best beer country. I'm not even saying Canada is the best, but along with Canada there are so many better beer countries (Germany, Ireland, hell even the Tsintao beer in China is good). US's only saving grace is MGD</div>

<div style='font: 10pt verdana; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>You are a sad, sad man.</div>

<div style='font: 11pt arial; text-align: left; '>Well, it IS! Am I wrong? : )</div>

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>And I can't skate, either, go work on that one...</div>

<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '>Beer is an acquired taste. I tried for 6 years and I realized....beer still taste like fermented bitter poison. Yech.</div>

<div style='font: 10pt verdana; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>You're telling me the man who wrote a freaking dissertation about Family Guy can't sit back and appreciate a cold beer?</div>

<div style='font: 10pt verdana; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>And I had an older brother who made sure I acquired it.</div>

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>I fully agree. I've tried 9 different domestic beers and they all taste like aged urine. The only ones I'd even consider trying any more are the foreign ones</div>

<div style='font: 11pt arial; text-align: left; '>I hate everything, Kupek! : )</div>

<div style='font: 11pt Dominion; text-align: left; '>we're not going to ask how you know what aged urine tastes like...</div>

<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '>This is why I was careful not to say "urine" or "piss" in my response. =8^D too easy!</div>

<div style='font: 10pt verdana; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>Well, obviously!</div>