If you need a "boob apron", then maybe your shirt is too low cut.
I hate it when a chick wears a low-cut shirt, and then is hyper self-conscious of her boobs in front of guys. If you didn't want to show the product, don't wear the low-cut shirt.
Rosalina: But you didn't.
Robert: But I DON'T.
Rosalina: You sure that's right?
Robert: I was going to HAVE told you they'd come?
Rosalina: No.
Robert: The subjunctive?
Rosalina: That's not the subjunctive.
Robert: I don't think the syntax has been invented yet.
Rosalina: It would have had to have had been.
Robert: Had to have...had...been? That can't be right.