An international competition that actually matters!

[MentalMillenium]

http://www.globalpost.com/dispatches/gl ... -world-map

Well, finally. Thank you targetmap.com, a website with customized data maps, for a long overdue look at penis sizes around the world.

(Hat tip to the Shanghaiist blog for first pointing it out to us).

But before you get all excited, let me just tell you that Asia does not fare exceedingly well.

According to this interactive map, all of the world's least well-endowed countries are located there, with South Korea bringing up the rear at 3.8 inches.

India and Thailand and Cambodia go head to head (to head), each coming in at a solid 4 inches.

China's little soldiers, ranking 4.3 inches on average, are a good match for the average Japanese Capt. Winkie (also 4.3).

But the real weenies seem to be in the Congo (7.1 inches), with Ecuador not far behind (6.9 inches).

And it continues on like that. I'm so damned amused. I can't believe there are actually reliable statistics on this (well, now that I think about it, there might not be...)

[Julius Seeker]

The people of the congo are like 2 feet tall Pygmies, are they not? Hmmmm....

[MentalMillenium]

I LMAO'ed

[SineSwiper]

I question the stats. How does a country have an average penis length of 16 1/2 inches? That's not even possible.

[Zeus]

I question the stats. How does a country have an average penis length of 16 1/2 inches? That's not even possible.

*smacks forehead* Sine, the rest of the world left the 70s behind except for the UK and you guys. We use a proper measurement method

[Shrinweck]

So... parsecs? Dude that's frightening.

[SineSwiper]

*smacks forehead* Sine, the rest of the world left the 70s behind except for the UK and you guys. We use a proper measurement method

Well, shame on the article for using inches measurements on a map that uses cm. I figured it out later on, but that's just sloppy editing.