Page 1 of 1

An international competition that actually matters!

PostPosted:Mon Mar 28, 2011 11:17 am
by MentalMillenium
http://www.globalpost.com/dispatches/gl ... -world-map
Well, finally. Thank you targetmap.com, a website with customized data maps, for a long overdue look at penis sizes around the world.

(Hat tip to the Shanghaiist blog for first pointing it out to us).

But before you get all excited, let me just tell you that Asia does not fare exceedingly well.

According to this interactive map, all of the world's least well-endowed countries are located there, with South Korea bringing up the rear at 3.8 inches.

India and Thailand and Cambodia go head to head (to head), each coming in at a solid 4 inches.

China's little soldiers, ranking 4.3 inches on average, are a good match for the average Japanese Capt. Winkie (also 4.3).

But the real weenies seem to be in the Congo (7.1 inches), with Ecuador not far behind (6.9 inches).
And it continues on like that. I'm so damned amused. I can't believe there are actually reliable statistics on this (well, now that I think about it, there might not be...)

Re: An international competition that actually matters!

PostPosted:Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:52 pm
by Julius Seeker
The people of the congo are like 2 feet tall Pygmies, are they not? Hmmmm....

Image

Re: An international competition that actually matters!

PostPosted:Wed Mar 30, 2011 6:09 pm
by MentalMillenium
I LMAO'ed :D

Re: An international competition that actually matters!

PostPosted:Thu Mar 31, 2011 11:26 pm
by SineSwiper
I question the stats. How does a country have an average penis length of 16 1/2 inches? That's not even possible.

Re: An international competition that actually matters!

PostPosted:Sat Apr 02, 2011 3:06 am
by Zeus
SineSwiper wrote:I question the stats. How does a country have an average penis length of 16 1/2 inches? That's not even possible.
*smacks forehead* Sine, the rest of the world left the 70s behind except for the UK and you guys. We use a proper measurement method

Re: An international competition that actually matters!

PostPosted:Sat Apr 02, 2011 5:09 am
by Shrinweck
So... parsecs? Dude that's frightening.

Re: An international competition that actually matters!

PostPosted:Sat Apr 02, 2011 9:00 am
by SineSwiper
Zeus wrote:*smacks forehead* Sine, the rest of the world left the 70s behind except for the UK and you guys. We use a proper measurement method
Well, shame on the article for using inches measurements on a map that uses cm. I figured it out later on, but that's just sloppy editing.