LOL...This joke is great!
PostPosted:Wed Jan 21, 2004 7:56 am
<div style='font: 10pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light", "Century Gothic"; text-align: left; '>Two cars were waiting at a stoplight. The light turned green, but the
man didn't notice. The woman behind him watches impatiently as traffic
passes around them. She begins pounding on her steering wheel yelling
at the man to drive.
He's oblivious.
She went ballistic, ranting and raving, pounding on her steering wheel
and dash. As the light turns yellow and begins blowing her car horn and
flips him off while screaming profanity. He looks up, sees the yellow
light and accelerates through the intersection just as the light turns
red leaving her behind.
The woman's anger escalates until she heard a tap on her window and
looked straight into the barrel of a gun. The policeman ordered her to
shut off the motor while keeping both hands in sight. She complies
speechlessly.
The cop ordered then her to exit with her hands up then place them on
the hood of the car. She's handcuffed and hustled quickly into the
patrol car too bewildered to ask any questions while she's driven to the
station.
She's then fingerprinted, photographed, strip searched, booked and
placed in a cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman unlocks her
door. She's escorted back to the booking desk where the original
officer's waiting.
Handing her the bag containing her personal effects, he said, "I'm
really sorry for this mistake mam. But as, I pulled up behind you while
you were blowing your horn, flipping the guy off, and cussing a blue
streak at the driver, I noticed your 'Christ is the Way' license plate
holder, your 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, your 'Follow Me to
Sunday School' bumper sticker, and your chrome plated Christian fish
emblem on the trunk. So, naturally . . . . . . I assumed you'd stolen
the vehicle".</div>
man didn't notice. The woman behind him watches impatiently as traffic
passes around them. She begins pounding on her steering wheel yelling
at the man to drive.
He's oblivious.
She went ballistic, ranting and raving, pounding on her steering wheel
and dash. As the light turns yellow and begins blowing her car horn and
flips him off while screaming profanity. He looks up, sees the yellow
light and accelerates through the intersection just as the light turns
red leaving her behind.
The woman's anger escalates until she heard a tap on her window and
looked straight into the barrel of a gun. The policeman ordered her to
shut off the motor while keeping both hands in sight. She complies
speechlessly.
The cop ordered then her to exit with her hands up then place them on
the hood of the car. She's handcuffed and hustled quickly into the
patrol car too bewildered to ask any questions while she's driven to the
station.
She's then fingerprinted, photographed, strip searched, booked and
placed in a cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman unlocks her
door. She's escorted back to the booking desk where the original
officer's waiting.
Handing her the bag containing her personal effects, he said, "I'm
really sorry for this mistake mam. But as, I pulled up behind you while
you were blowing your horn, flipping the guy off, and cussing a blue
streak at the driver, I noticed your 'Christ is the Way' license plate
holder, your 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, your 'Follow Me to
Sunday School' bumper sticker, and your chrome plated Christian fish
emblem on the trunk. So, naturally . . . . . . I assumed you'd stolen
the vehicle".</div>