The Shrine

PostPosted:**Fri Feb 06, 2004 5:57 pm**

<div style='font: 10pt ; text-align: left; '>OK here we GO, POST one clip or jpeg, all MUST be SFW, or kinda SFW, the ONE winner will recieve funds via paypal...ready, set, post! Sine is in the lead, and Gman is second, REMEMBER, post only ONE LINK! GO!!!!</div>

PostPosted:**Fri Feb 06, 2004 6:26 pm**

<div style='font: 10pt ; text-align: left; '>OH, and if you want to RESUBMIT a link you have already, go ahead, but the winner will be judged by me from this thread...Hey, I'm gonna make you work for your money! hahaha! (*psst* Gman, better put up or shut up, don't let SideWiper win!)</div>

PostPosted:**Fri Feb 06, 2004 6:27 pm**

<div style='font: 11pt Dominion; text-align: left; '><b>Link:</b> <a href="http://students.cup.edu/sal7891/don%20h ... ejected</a>

Ok ok, I fixed the link from earlier-- this is my submition</div>

PostPosted:**Fri Feb 06, 2004 6:50 pm**

<div style='font: 10pt ; text-align: left; '>that sux, you LOSE....NEXT! So sorry!</div>

PostPosted:**Fri Feb 06, 2004 6:51 pm**

<div style='font: 11pt Dominion; text-align: left; '>...did you just say rejected sucked?! Wtf is wrong with you?</div>

PostPosted:**Fri Feb 06, 2004 7:08 pm**

PostPosted:**Fri Feb 06, 2004 7:44 pm**

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>...this contest is called due to lack of taste on the part of the judges.</div>

PostPosted:**Fri Feb 06, 2004 7:46 pm**

<div style='font: 10pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light", "Century Gothic"; text-align: left; '>My anus is bleeding. The real question is whether he actually did any commericial spots or not.</div>

PostPosted:**Fri Feb 06, 2004 7:52 pm**

<div style='font: 10pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light", "Century Gothic"; text-align: left; '><b>Link:</b> <a href="http://wmd01sea.activate.net/actcanada/ ... v">Lesbian action commericial (selling beer, no doubt)</a>

I think I'm sticking with lesbians. Can't go wrong with lesbians.</div>

PostPosted:**Fri Feb 06, 2004 8:06 pm**

<div style='font: 10pt georgia; text-align: left; '><b>Link:</b> <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/200 ... t_x.htm</a>

A vote for me is a vote for 2 headed kids everywhere!</div>

PostPosted:**Fri Feb 06, 2004 8:24 pm**

<div style='font: 11pt arial; text-align: left; '>Seriously. I call shennannigans!</div>

PostPosted:**Fri Feb 06, 2004 8:26 pm**

<div style='font: 11pt arial; text-align: left; '>Of course...it is HIS money...or IS IT??? .....yes. it is.</div>

PostPosted:**Fri Feb 06, 2004 9:21 pm**

<div style='font: 10pt verdana; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>Considering that the end says "A Film By So and So" then "Edited by Another Person," I doubt it.</div>

PostPosted:**Fri Feb 06, 2004 10:00 pm**

<div style='font: 11pt ; text-align: left; '>I didn't find it that funny either...I mean....what made you laugh?</div>

PostPosted:**Fri Feb 06, 2004 10:11 pm**

<div style='font: 11pt Dominion; text-align: left; '>the whole thing is hillarious! "My SPOOON is too big!" "I am the queen of France!" "for all that is HOLY, my ANUS is bleeding!!" And the ending? just terrific</div>

PostPosted:**Fri Feb 06, 2004 10:13 pm**

<div style='font: 11pt ; text-align: left; '>Maybe if I was in the 3rd grade, I'd laugh at then mention of the word, "anus", but it just wasn't funny, it was stupid.</div>

PostPosted:**Sat Feb 07, 2004 12:25 am**

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>It's a perfect mix of absurdity, weirdness, and black humor. Hertzfeldt is great at it.</div>

PostPosted:**Sat Feb 07, 2004 12:55 am**

<div style='font: 11pt Dominion; text-align: left; '>no, Tort said it better-- it's a mix of weirdness and absurdity; you don't laugh at the word anus, you laugh at the fact that there is a flood of blood pouring out of an animated cloud's bottom and all his friends are cheering</div>

PostPosted:**Sat Feb 07, 2004 2:53 am**

<div style='font: 11pt ; text-align: left; '>It must be an acquired taste.</div>

PostPosted:**Sat Feb 07, 2004 2:57 am**

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>Flip has found it, hidden under our very noses (yes, it was an intended pun) all this time: The One Pic To Rule Them All. Our love for the half-wits (Ish, G-Man) has clouded our judgement...</div>

PostPosted:**Sat Feb 07, 2004 8:30 am**

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>I always thought the best part about that particular segment was the voiceover. The poor thing went from happy to curiously concerned to deeply horrified. It's in the inflections.</div>

PostPosted:**Sat Feb 07, 2004 12:39 pm**

<div style='font: 10pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light", "Century Gothic"; text-align: left; '>I liked the kung-fu eye bleeding better myself.</div>

PostPosted:**Sat Feb 07, 2004 4:20 pm**

PostPosted:**Sat Feb 07, 2004 4:56 pm**

<div style='font: ; text-align: left; '>I'll cast my vote for "did not find it funny".</div>

PostPosted:**Sun Feb 08, 2004 5:56 am**

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '><b>Link:</b> <a href="http://www.bitterfilms.com/rejected.html">Ayup.</a>

It's all fiction.</div>

PostPosted:**Sun Feb 08, 2004 12:20 pm**

<div style='font: italic bold 14pt ; text-align: center; '>I am a Bananna</div>

PostPosted:**Mon Feb 09, 2004 2:03 pm**

<div style='font: bold 9pt ; text-align: left; '>It was hilarious to me. :)</div>

PostPosted:**Mon Feb 09, 2004 2:26 pm**

<div style='font: bold 9pt ; text-align: left; '><b>Link:</b> <a href="http://www.fanta.dk/showmovie.asp?mid=A ... anta!!!</a>

Here's mine...everyone remember these? :)</div>

PostPosted:**Tue Feb 10, 2004 4:20 am**

<div style='font: 14pt "Times New Roman"; text-align: left; '><b>Link:</b> <a href="http://media.ebaumsworld.com/starwarski ... nes.wmv</a>

Star Wars kid, back in action!</div>

PostPosted:**Tue Feb 10, 2004 5:09 am**

<div style='font: 11pt ; text-align: left; '>See, that's what happens when you dedicate your life to being a dork. You get ridiculed. Just think if he took half the time to learn that little routine in exercising.</div>