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I am in a hotel room, taking a dump as I write this message.  Ah, wireless is wonderful.  Ain't technology grand?  ;)

PostPosted:Thu Jun 24, 2004 6:59 pm
by Lox
<div style='font: bold 9pt ; text-align: left; '>I am in a hotel room, taking a dump as I write this message. Ah, wireless is wonderful. Ain't technology grand? ;)</div>

PostPosted:Sat Jun 26, 2004 11:39 am
by Imakeholesinu
<div style='font: 10pt Impact; text-align: left; '>Now all you need is a dictation program and you can write an e-mail while you are fucking your mistress there. :) Aren't we just such a lazy society? "P</div>

PostPosted:Sun Jun 27, 2004 4:49 am
by SineSwiper
<div style='font: 10pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light", "Century Gothic"; text-align: left; '>I...am...in...a...ohhh...hotel...room...uugh!...fucking...my...oh god...oh...oh...oh shit...ahhhh...wonderful mistress. [Clippy detects that you're trying to dictate a letter while having sex with your mistress? Would you like help with that (the sex part, I mean)?]</div>