The Shrine

<div style='font: 10pt Impact; text-align: left; '>I got laid last night. 3 times.</div>

<div style='font: 10pt Tahoma; text-align: left; '>Nice.</div>

<div style='font: 11pt ; text-align: left; '>Congrads!</div>

<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>THREE women in one night? Let me guess, prom party right? =)</div>

<div style='font: 10pt georgia; text-align: left; '>Cmon, tell us the story ;)</div>

<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>Try fourth of july dumbass</div>

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>Ah yes, the non-monogomous days. Mind you, now it's far more frequent, just not all in one night :-)</div>

<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>Speaking of which I really want to see her scream at you playing mario party again. that was easily one of the funniest events of the last year. By god that was fucking hilairious....</div>

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>When you here?</div>

<div style='font: 10pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light", "Century Gothic"; text-align: left; '>All at once or all in one night? Three different girls, or just getting laid three times? (Hell, any situation is good, but some are better than others.)</div>

<div style='font: 11pt ; text-align: left; '>Just for the record having sex with 3 different women in one day is called a hat trick baby!</div>

<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>July 29th-30th</div>

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>And I'll be in Toronto for those days....stupid prep courses</div>

<div style='font: 11pt arial; text-align: left; '>Ish, G-Man, AND Lox were all in the same area at the same time? Lucky you.</div>

<div style='font: 10pt Impact; text-align: left; '>So I got off work from the bar at about 10:00, sat and flirted with my two new favorite waitresses while I had my 2 free draft beers. Gave my friend Don a call who was downtown watching the fireworks. He told me about a party at this girls apartment in a hood downtown. So I grab the remaining beer from my fridge and head over there. It was pretty close to my house but I had to avoid the highway because of the traffic coming and going from downtown so it took me about 15 minutes to drive about 14 blocks. I get there and my friend Austyn and his girlfriend Liz are there along with three of Liz's friends, Holly, Emily and Johna. I had met Emily at my friend Mike's birthday party in April and she kept telling me how much I look like her doctor (I would have liked to have played doctor too, but I digress). So I'm drinking, a lot, on an empty stomach, needless to say after my 6th beer (4 at party, 2 at bar) I was a bit intoxicated. Austyn and Liz bail, and not too soon afterwards Holly and Emily leave too. So it's me and Johna and Don. Don is no where to be found and I'm entertaining Johna since it really sucked that everyone had to leave so early (it was about 2 am). Don wanted to leave at about 2:30 so he went to the can and Johna and I started making out. I got her number and called her after I dropped don off, who was tossing beer bottles out the window of my car at people's houses by the time I got him home. I get him home about 3am. I get back to Johna's with the quickness since I can take the highway almost all the way to her apartment. Get there, make out, and to the bedroom we go. First time we did it, I didn't cum but I got her off several times. She felt bad since she couldn't get me off but I assured her it was because I was piss drunk. Bout and hour later and pillow talk (which I found very interesting, but I don't think it would be fair to talk about it) we start again, no real concept of time then I went upstairs to get my cell since I knew one or both of my parents would call me to figure out where the hell I was. It was about 5 and the sun was coming up and we both fell asleep for a bit then woke back up, fucked, noted that it was about 6:30 and went back to bed. (She made a comment to me about waking her up just for sex, but I said "Then stop making soft little moans in my ear whenever you roll over") Then at about 9:30 it starts storming outside like no other. I hit the bathroom a bit after the storm passed to get rid of some excess alcohol and went back to bed. Then our phones start ringing, one after the other. First, my dad had some woman from my doctor's office in Norfolk call me. I didn't answer the phone. Then mom called. Then Johna's friend Holly called and the first thing that came out of her mouth was "Is he still there?" Needless to say my friend Don and squeeled to Liz who in-turn called Holly before she went to work. Don called Austyn and Austyn thought it was all a joke. So after the two of us threw fits that people kept calling us and waking us up it was time for me to get dressed and get out since she had to go meet Holly to lay out, drink and talk about last nights events. I left, called Austyn again and he still didn't believe me (Liz must not have called him.) So while I was on the phone with Austyn, Liz called, filled him in, and he called me back and was like "You weren't fucking with me." and I was like "No dude." So I'm still in my clothes from the night before, I get to my mom's house, take my little brother to work, come back, pass out on the couch for a bit, eat dinner, head back over to Don's to pick him up so he and I and Austyn can go see Farenheit 9/11. Get out of the movie, the roads are a mess by yet another huge fucking storm. Tried calling Johna to see what she was up too ( you can interpert my intentions all you want, if she had came over, I would not have minded getting laid again) but her cell was dead or off. Watched MTV and Comedy central, and passed out.

And that's the story. The night almost didn't happen when I let her know I was a virgin, which she didn't believe till the next morning when Holly had called her because of the entire huge fiasco it was causing in our circle of friends. It was quite funny also at the movie theater. Don kept making comments about girls in the audience and I was like "Ok Don, you set her up, I'll knock her down" Since I had blocked Don by giving him his skoal and cigs right as he was talking to her, and in turn, I got laid and he didn't it. Austyn made a comment about how I was walking and I was like "well I guess it's really no different then how you are walking now is it?" [Insert sexual inuendos here]. The movie was boring until the end, then it just got a bit gut wrenching. It was a so-so movie, but I doubt I'll see it again. It's a lot to take in in two hours and since my mind was still a bit on the events of the night before I really didn't pay much attention.</div>

<div style='font: 10pt Impact; text-align: left; '>Ish is a dirty whore. No way am I letting him near mr. happy.</div>

<div style='font: 10pt Impact; text-align: left; '>What if you have sex with the same girl 3 times? Isn't that like putting the puck in the same net three times? So could that be called a Hat-Trick?</div>

<div style='font: 10pt Impact; text-align: left; '>My non-monogomous days are fading fast. I'll be 22 next week. 8 more years till I'm 30!</div>

<div style='font: 10pt Impact; text-align: left; '>mmm, highschool girls. Don't get me any ideas. There are some attractive ones at my work down at school.</div>

<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>Well, I'll be needing someone to hang out with in Toronto on the 28th. and if you are there, gray won't have to come out to pick me up. make it easier on us all.....</div>

<div style='font: 10pt georgia; text-align: left; '>Despite having a hard time reading that font..congrats! Didnt realize you were a virgin.</div>

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>Y'know, just once, I'd like to see that as a newspaper headline.</div>

<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>I see self gratification pays off again, not many guys can go 3 times in a night. Have fun with your new bed buddy.</div>

<div style='font: 11pt ; text-align: left; '>Yes, but did you hit her from the back?</div>

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>Congrats...man, change the font, it's very tough to read, particulary in white on black</div>

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>Hmm, talk to me in a week or two about it. I'm there, but I'm not sure if I have a car. If I do, sure. If not, it's out of my hands</div>

<div style='font: 11pt arial; text-align: left; '>Good to see at least SOMEONE is asking the important questions! : )</div>

<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>No that's a natural hat-trick....3 in a row for the same person....</div>

<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>I seriously had no idea you were virgin though, don't ask me why.</div>

<div style='font: 10pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light", "Century Gothic"; text-align: left; '>I remember my first time thinking "Damn, sex is hard", but it was mostly because I was already overstimulated just from the situation. By the time I had sex, my dick was hard but not really doing anything on my end. It took me several days to actually get an orgasm on my end, which is when I discovered that I hate the spread-eagle position (default stance for most women) and like her-on-top sitting on the couch.</div>

<div style='font: bold 9pt ; text-align: left; '>I assumed he was referring to your mom since each of her rolls is like a seperate person. ;)</div>

<div style='font: 14pt "Sans Serif"; text-align: justify; padding: 0% 15% 0% 15%; '>Do Dirty Sanchezes count as getting laid?</div>

<div style='font: 14pt "Sans Serif"; text-align: justify; padding: 0% 15% 0% 15%; '>When you saw here in the daytime and sober, did you desperately want to kill yourself? :)</div>

<div style='font: 11pt ; text-align: left; '>Fuck that shit, I like to be in control, I like to hold my girl up in the air and give her that bomb dick baby!</div>

<div style='font: 10pt Arial; text-align: left; '>No Ish, it wasn't like waking up next to you. :)</div>

<div style='font: 10pt Arial; text-align: left; '>Yeah, but she bitched up a storm the next morning because her knee was scuffed up because the sheets had come off the bed and her knee was rubbing on the matress.</div>

<div style='font: 10pt Arial; text-align: left; '>The dog jumped over the fence to catch the quick fox who had an uzi and smoked the pup with a headshot 10 meters away.</div>

<div style='font: 10pt Arial; text-align: left; '>Unfortunatly we have to settle for fourm headlines that read as such.</div>

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>MUCH</div>