Genital wonder twin powers, activate. God damn I love the Daily show.....

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Genital wonder twin powers, activate. God damn I love the Daily show.....

#17584 by Derithian
Wed Jul 14, 2004 11:26 pm

<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>Genital wonder twin powers, activate. God damn I love the Daily show.....</div>

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#17586 by SineSwiper
Wed Jul 14, 2004 11:47 pm

<div style='font: 10pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light", "Century Gothic"; text-align: left; '>He's definately getting better. When I saw that Bush "safer, safer, safer" thing, I immediately called my Mom at work and ranted that she need to watch it more often.</div>

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#17587 by ManaMan
Wed Jul 14, 2004 11:59 pm

<div style='font: 12pt Arial; text-align: left; '>The Bush admin. provides the perfect material for The Daily Show. No one else provides so many ridiculous quotes... and the ridicule that Jon Stewart gives Bush & crew is exactly what they deserve.</div>

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#17588 by Derithian
Thu Jul 15, 2004 1:05 am

<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>I also said it earlier. what he does will probably do more damage to the administration than F911 wioll because of the fact that even conservatives like the daily show and you can't reaolly deny what they do...</div>

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#17589 by ManaMan
Thu Jul 15, 2004 1:10 am

<div style='font: 12pt Arial; text-align: left; '>They also do jabs at Kerry, so they're kind of "fair and balanced" (thank you FOXNEWS).... It's just that Bush gives them so much more to work with.</div>

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#17601 by Julius Seeker
Thu Jul 15, 2004 2:11 pm

<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>I missed yesterday's, but Monday's was an absolute classic.</div>

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#17608 by Tessian
Thu Jul 15, 2004 3:07 pm

<div style='font: 11pt Dominion; text-align: left; '>yeah, I have to admit that whole thing with the boxturtle was hillarious, especially the equation :P</div>

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#17617 by Derithian
Thu Jul 15, 2004 5:30 pm

<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>A heterosexual couple > A heterosexual Single Parent > A homosexual couple = A guy screwing a turtle</div>

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Admit it: the whole show is funny...

#17628 by SineSwiper
Fri Jul 16, 2004 1:09 am

<div style='font: 10pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light", "Century Gothic"; text-align: left; '>He ribs on Kerry for being dull, and he ribs on the Bush adminstration for lying through their ass. Hell, the Cheney quote from 2000 (at the "Moment of Zen") was hilarious, since he directly contradicted what's going on now with the gay marriage amendment.</div>

Rosalina: But you didn't.
Robert: But I DON'T.
Rosalina: You sure that's right?
Robert: I was going to HAVE told you they'd come?
Rosalina: No.
Robert: The subjunctive?
Rosalina: That's not the subjunctive.
Robert: I don't think the syntax has been invented yet.
Rosalina: It would have had to have had been.
Robert: Had to have...had...been? That can't be right.

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#17629 by Tessian
Fri Jul 16, 2004 2:12 am

<div style='font: 11pt Dominion; text-align: left; '>I love the Daily Show man, I don't miss a day of it</div>

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