The Shrine

<div style='font: 12pt "Cooper Black"; text-align: left; '>WTF!?! I spend and hour and a half digging my car out from plowed snow banks only to go to the grocery store, come back, and find someone in my spot! On a normal day that would be fine, but isnt there something wrong for someone to think that it is OK to park there in ths situation?</div>

<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '>Bury his car in snow.</div>

<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>Of course your own 'personal' hose works too, depending on how 'pissed' you are. Or chewing gum around his wiper blades etc. I'v got tons that I've done to assholes who took my spot. Now that I produce super adhesive security labels, I've printed one up that says "Dumbass!" and I stick that all over the vehicle.

I'm irritable in the Winter.</div>

<div style='font: bold 9pt ; text-align: left; '>Seriously...fuck with their car. I've done things to people who double-park and squeeze me in, etc. It's fun. I like Gray's hose idea.</div>

<div style='font: 10pt Arial; text-align: left; '>Lol, usually we put a lawn chair out or a red cone marking the territory, which is...illegal, but the police aren't going to fuck with it anyway.</div>

<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>Give the car some speed holes.</div>

<div style='font: 10pt Arial; text-align: left; '>Hehe, speed holes...hehe, how bout some suga?</div>

<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>I'd pee on your lawn chair too ;)</div>