It's funny...on the "international diplomacy" tip, for nostalgia I pulled out two papers I'd written from a class I took at Stanford taught by William Perry, former secretary of defense under Clinton. Here I am, this little Stanford undergrad, hopped up on Red Bull and writing blithely about counterforce versus countervalue nuclear strikes at 3AM in the morning.
But it's interesting - it was, really, really neat to hear about national defense from someone who was DOING it for I think about four years at the highest level possible. He was a really neat guy, too - he was in his mid-seventies and just knowledgeable as all hell, and he managed to insert some humor into a course on some VERY serious subjects.
The "Moon Bomb" was my favorite. While he was undersecretary of defense coming up through politics in the seventies under Carter, he had to read through mail that the U.S. government got regarding possible defense strategies - at least this is what I remember him telling us. He said he got some very, very interesting recommendations. The "Moon Bomb" was the one he told us about. Some guy had written into the U.S. government with a recommendation for a new weapon to use against the USSR. His idea was (and I swear I'm not kidding):
1. Attach a line of cabling to a rocket, made out of some sort of very, very strong metal and with high tensile strength.
2. Attach the other end of the cabling to the Earth.
3. Launch the rocket up to the moon in such a way that the cable embeds itself in the Moon's surface.
4. As the Earth turns in its orbit, the cable attaching the Moon and the Earth will slowly wrap around the Earth's surface diametrically, pulling the Moon closer and closer to Earth.
5. Finally, the Moon will crash into the Earth. The rocket's time of launch and the points of contact will have been calculated in such a way so that when this happens, the Moon will land squarely on the USSR.
This is unquestionably one of the truly funniest things I ever heard, and I swear I'm not making this up - my imagination is good, but it's not that good!
Point of Reference:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Perry