The Shrine

Well, not really, but E3 is this week, so I won't be posting again until at least Friday night (and maybe not til Monday depending on some weekend plans). The workshop program starts today so it should be some fun. See you guys in a few days.

Bastard! Have fun :)

What a lucky little fuck. If you don't post pics of the booth babes I swear I will castrate you personally.

Couldn't go this year (stupid schooling), so I'll have to settle for next year. I think next year should rule something fierce as you'll have Xbox 360 trying to stave off the newcomers who will want to make a splash with LOTS of goodies and playable stuff :-)

Well, I thought I wouldn't be back. I went to the workshop program today. The first two were fun (if a bit long and tedious), but after that I kind of lost my patience for the whole thing. I skipped the third one to have lunch with this guy I met, then tried to go to a few of the ones in the fourth timeslot (which are still going as we speak) - but when the "Targeting the Casual Downloadable Game Market" panelist busted out with the Brady Bunch Kung Fu game preview with the preface "We're quite proud of this upcoming title", I decided my time was better spent working on the libraries my friend and I are working on for our own mobile game development.

EDIT: That's sort of an understatement, actually...compared to that, I actually think my time might be better spent picking lint out of my own asshole.

Dear sweet Jeebus...I swear I'm not kidding...I was worried I was going to get into a car accident on the way home, I was laughing so hard...

Brady Bunch Kung Fu game?!

THAT WOULD BE THE GREATEST VIDEO GAME EVER MADE!!!!!!!!!!

And I am not fucking kidding!!

Do you know how long I've wanted to punch Jan in the cunt?!?!

Please, leave your fisting fantasies at home.

Torgo wrote:Please, leave your fisting fantasies at home.

That's what I was thinking, too, until I realized that he probably meant it (if crudely sexually) in the context of the game, at which point it got sort of funny.

(sound of crickets and "you're a pervert" glares, if indeed those do make a sound)

Uh, I mean...um...well. Um.

Then again, if Tomak (that girlfriend's-head-in-a-flowerpot sim I posted awhile back) can go double platinum or whatever it was in Korea, who knows how this might do.

Seriously, WTF kind of acid were they tripping when they developed that one? Wasn't there a guy with a bullhorn at E3 saying "Please report to the first aid tent if you've tripped the brown acid?" I mean...no one is going to buy that piece of shit, and if they put it on the Razor as part of it's proprietary software that motorola loves to do on it's phones, I swear I'll burn the building down.