The Shrine

I am falling asleep. I just swilled a Monster Energy Drink. Seems I have built up a caffeine tolerance.

Goddammit, I only worked like ten hours today. How am I going to become a repected game designer if I pass out at midnight after only four ten-hour days in a row?

You must become a complete and utter sloth. Throw your health to the wind and consume any Mc, Jack, or Carl's product for all three meals a day. Coffee in the morning, 3 red bulls at lunch, and a case of Sobe energy mixed in with some Bawls here and there as fillers. *Notice* Your ureathra will be gone in 4 days thus you will not have the urge to urinate since you will constantly be wetting yourself, keep towels handy. Trade in contacts for glasses, contacts dry out your eyes. Wear khaki's with old dirty tennis shoes (or just black high tops) and a green polo which you change once every four days. Complain to co-workers about how your internet girlfriend won't give you head using the fu-fme tool. You are now offically a code lacky.

I've done about half of that already. No cyber, and yes bladder control, but the caffeine OD has already occurred, and I didn't shower this morning...

*sigh*

I really don't get it. Caffeine is meant to be a temporary anti-sleep aid, not a permanent solution. Your body WILL get used to it. If you are continuing to have to use it, then find a way to get off of it. It won't help in the long run. Getting a good night's sleep is much better.