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Saddam: Rock, Paper Scissors (Image heavy!!)

PostPosted:Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:30 am
by Shellie
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Saddam:
I'm bored!

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Saddam:
I've got an idea! Let's play a game of Rock Paper Scissors!

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This Guy:
Can I Play?

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Saddam:
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Saddam:
Will I choose Rock??

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Saddam:
Paper??

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Saddam:
Or Scissors??

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Saddam:
YOU DON'T KNOW!

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Watban Ibrahim al-Hasan al-Tikriti:
Dude, say it, don't spray it

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Saddam:
WHATEVER. Let's play

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Saddam: ROCK!
Judge: TWO PAPERS!

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Saddam:
DUDE, DOUBLE YOU TEE EFF is two papers?

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Judge:
Two papers are better. Two papers cover the rock TWICE. That freakin' rock ain't going NOWHERE

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Saddam:
I've got your two papers RIGHT HERE. NOW PLAY SERIOUS!!

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Judge: ONE PAPER!
Saddam: TIGER HAND! RAWR!!!!! RAWRR! rar. Hahaaa, hi. Tiger Hand. Come on! You Know! ... You don't know Tiger Hand? Tiger Hand beats paper. Like totally beats paper. Always

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Saddam:
Ask Aziz, he knows

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Aziz:
Tiger Hand always beats paper

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Saddam:
That's what I'm sayin' bro!

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Judge:
Okay, fine. "Tiger Hand" beats paper. Whatever you say Saddam. No more Tiger Hand

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Saddam:
HEY, CRY ME A RIVER, DUDE. IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU DON'T KNOW TIGER HAND

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Judge:
Well, You should have picked honesty, then you may not have blown it

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Saddam:
You probably don't even know Pen Missile

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Judge:
Missile? What Missile?

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Saddam:
NYERMMMM. PEN MISSILE!!!!

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Judge:
Okay fine, I'm not playing anymore. There is no TIGER HAND and there is no PEN MISSILE. You're just MAKING STUFF UP

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Saddam:
AM NOT

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Judge:
Are too

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Saddam:
That's it, you're going on my list

PostPosted:Thu Sep 29, 2005 1:25 am
by Nev
OMG

Did you make that up? That is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.

PostPosted:Thu Sep 29, 2005 6:56 am
by Julius Seeker
He needs a talk show =)

PostPosted:Thu Sep 29, 2005 10:05 am
by Shellie
No, I yanked it off a forum we have a work. Im not sure where he got it because the source of the images does not have an html file or anything, just the images..or I would have just done a link to the page.

PostPosted:Thu Sep 29, 2005 11:35 pm
by SineSwiper
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Donald: Hold on!

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Saddam: What? I'm playing a game here.

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Donald: Dude, everybody knows about two paper.

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Saddam: Okay, okay, maybe I did. But I bet you don't know all of the signs for Paper Rock Scissors.

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Donald: Please! I bet you didn't know about the DOUBLE Tiger Hand!

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Saddam: Rock beats ANY number of Tiger Hands!

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Donald: No, Tiger Hands catches Rock, like this.

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Saddam: THEN WHAT BEATS DOUBLE TIGER HAND?!

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Donald: Rock Paper!

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Saddam: Judge, now he's just making stuff up!
Judge: Don't ask me. I don't even know what a Tiger Hand is.

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Donald: You don't even know about Shark, do you?

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Saddam: You sit down! There is no such thing as shark!

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Donald: See? Shark!

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Saddam: You lie!! What does Shark beat?

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Donald: It beats two papers! The shark rips it up to shreds.

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Saddam: I give up!

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Donald: And it was just getting good.

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Saddam: Good game, Rumsfeld!
Donald: Hey, you can't mess with the master!

PostPosted:Fri Sep 30, 2005 12:05 am
by Nev
Save the "Poe-News Image" broken images locally and relink and we may be in business. My guess is you did make that one up, because I can't find that one anywhere else - though a number of people saw the "Kung Fu Donald" images you're trying to link to and have been requesting a duel! :)

PostPosted:Sun Oct 02, 2005 10:08 am
by SineSwiper
Fixed.

PostPosted:Mon Oct 03, 2005 3:03 pm
by Nev
Dude, you should send this URL to some of the webmasters hosting "Kung Fu Donald" and "Rock, Paper, Saddam". That's totally a good continuation.