The Shrine

These all hit a bit too close to home.

"Goddamnit Goofy, do something!"

Heh: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: It's MY turn to get the pizza you asshole!

The Seeker wrote:Heh: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: It's MY turn to get the pizza you asshole!

That one was my favorite.

Fucking Dog

Grandma Got This Shit On Clearance!

I almost shit myself laughing on three-quarters of them...

Oh, god, the Metal Gear Solid ones were great. "Postmodern Tragedy 2 (Plus A Bunch Of Cult Film References)" I also liked "For Christ's Sake James, Stop Dropping Acid And Finish Programming The Goddamn Game" for Katamari Damacy.

Jumping While Entering Boss Doors 2

100 Yard Pass

OMG, these are all hilarious.

100 Yard Pass...I don't get that one. Was that some cheap play you can use to win every time?

Also, the name of that boat game was Cobra Triangle.

SineSwiper wrote:100 Yard Pass...I don't get that one. Was that some cheap play you can use to win every time?

Also, the name of that boat game was Cobra Triangle.

I actually have Cobra Triangle, I thought it was an obscure game that no one had really heard of.

I never owned it, but I did borrow Cobra Triangle from a friend of mine when I was a kid. I can't remember if I ever beat it - all I can remember about it is how hard it was to aim, and dying about a hundred times on this one stage where the current is carrying you downriver and you have to keep using ramps to jump over pits (but of course you can't see the ramp you have to hit until about a half-second before you need to hit it).

Agent 57 wrote:I never owned it, but I did borrow Cobra Triangle from a friend of mine when I was a kid. I can't remember if I ever beat it - all I can remember about it is how hard it was to aim, and dying about a hundred times on this one stage where the current is carrying you downriver and you have to keep using ramps to jump over pits (but of course you can't see the ramp you have to hit until about a half-second before you need to hit it).

It was one of the earliest NES titles I think. One of the ones that anyone only played because it was one of the few titles they actually owned. Super Mario Brothers was of course my favourite NES title originally, next it became Captain Skyhawk or Castlevania, I liked them both equally. Then Faxanadu and Castlevania III became my favourites, and remain so to this day.