I figured out how to be a rapper...

[ManaMan]

<div style='font: 12pt Helvetica; text-align: left; '>Step 1: Sell drugs, make some money... if you get arrested you can just use it later on to make you seem more hardcore.

Step 2: Make a demo tape rapping about all the stuff you own... You probably don't own shit at this point, but that doesn't really matter.

Step 3: Spend the rest of the money you made selling drugs and rent nice cars, jewelry and strippers... make a video including all of these things and hopefully you'll get a record deal.

Step 4: Blow all the cash you get from the record deal on cars, jewelry, clothes, women, champagne and weed.

Step 5: Make a record bragging (rapping) about all the stuff you own... hopefully, it goes platinum or else you'll have to start renting stuff again.</div>

[Blotus]

<div style='font: 10pt "arial narrow"; text-align: left; padding: 0% 5% 0% 5%; '>Go watch CB4.</div>

[ManaMan]

<div style='font: 12pt Helvetica; text-align: left; '>Seen it.</div>

[Eric]

<div style='font: 11pt ; text-align: left; '>OK, So Baby and Slim did it with Cash Money, and Master P did it with No Limit, but they were black, from the ghetto, and had an installed clientel. You're white and you're not from the ghetto, and you don't haven't had your coinscience ripped to a point to sell drugs.</div>

[Eric]

<div style='font: 11pt ; text-align: left; '>I seem to have misplaced my smiley........ ^_^, =^)P</div>

[S.Cody2]

<div style='font: 14pt Plakatbau; text-align: left; '>You forgot the repeated arrests and meter-long rap (not that kind) sheet.</div>

[ManaMan]

<div style='font: 12pt Helvetica; text-align: left; '>I used to sell drugs.</div>

[Eric]

<div style='font: 11pt ; text-align: left; '>Will Smith don't have to cuss, sell drugs, or talk about women to sell records, but the rest of us do, so fuck him and fuck you too! :P</div>

[Chockboard]

<div style='font: 10pt arial; text-align: left; '>What? Cash Money had a threesome with Slim and Baby?</div>