You gotta admit, Jim's Dad in American Pie 2 is a kick ass person. Lame to no end, but how many parents do you know would help their son get laid? :)

[Eric]

<div style='font: 11pt ; text-align: left; '>You gotta admit, Jim's Dad in American Pie 2 is a kick ass person. Lame to no end, but how many parents do you know would help their son get laid? :)</div>

[Gentz]

<div style='font: 11pt arial; text-align: left; '>The only character I like in those movies is Finch. Because he reminds me of myself</div>

[Oracle]

<div style='font: bold 12pt "Comic Sans MS"; text-align: left; '>That's truly sad</div>

[Drew S.]

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>Hey, I actually got the Francesca Della Penna joke in the first American Pie. Finch has some good things about him.</div>

[Gentz]

<div style='font: 11pt arial; text-align: left; '>Well, we can't all be mad, bitch-bangin' pimps like you, Oracle : )</div>

[Blotus]

<div style='font: 10pt "arial narrow"; text-align: left; padding: 0% 5% 0% 5%; '>Tru dat.</div>

[Gentz]

<div style='font: 11pt arial; text-align: left; '>What's wrong with Finch? Just cause he's not a fucking imbecile like the rest of the cast...</div>

[Eric]

<div style='font: 11pt ; text-align: left; '>Finch is obsessed with boning a woman 3x his age. :P</div>

[Gentz]

<div style='font: 11pt arial; text-align: left; '>.....I'm not seeing the problem here... : )</div>

[Ganath]

<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>You sir, are 19. 19 times 3 is 57. You are saying that you want 57 year old women?</div>

[Gentz]

<div style='font: 11pt arial; text-align: left; '>I don't think Stifler's mom was THAT old...she wasn't exactly a shriveled old hag either</div>

[Ganath]

<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>No, she wasn't. But when Eric mentioned "3x his age", you said you didn't see the problem. Thusly, my post is still relevant. You like 57 year old women? :)</div>

[Eric]

<div style='font: 11pt ; text-align: left; '>She was up there dude.</div>

[Gentz]

<div style='font: 11pt arial; text-align: left; '>Fuck you, Ganath!! FUCK YOU!!! : )</div>

[Gentz]

<div style='font: 11pt arial; text-align: left; '>Alright, whatever! I don't even know why I'm arguing about this! When I said Finch reminded me of myself I meant in terms of his general personality, not the fact that he was fucking his friend's mom</div>

[SineSwiper]

<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>Older women know what their doing.</div>

[Drew S.]

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>Sine, you're like jumping into the middle of the Battle of Little Bighorn yelling "Hey Custer I got your back!" here. Even if what you're saying isn't false, I'd consider deleting that last bit...</div>

[Baldarov]

<div style='font: 9pt "Times New Roman"; text-align: left; '>Fuck man, he's right. Stay away from my mom, Gentz!</div>

[Eric]

<div style='font: 11pt ; text-align: left; '>Yes, I'm well aware you lost your virginity to an older woman.</div>

[Chockboard]

<div style='font: 10pt arial; text-align: left; '>You should know by now that ANYTHING you say will be misconstrued and milked for sexual innuendo.</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "comic sans MS"; text-align: left; '>She was like wrinkly old with saggy tube-sock like boobs. =8^D</div>

[Gentz]

<div style='font: 11pt arial; text-align: left; '>Too late, motherfucker! Too late!!</div>

[SineSwiper]

<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>Well, I'm sorry if your mother goes to the tanning booth everyday.</div>

[SineSwiper]

<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>Heh heh heh...Gentz. That sounds like jizz. Heh heh heh...</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "comic sans MS"; text-align: left; '>I'm sure my mother looks younger than that hag you screwed.</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "comic sans MS"; text-align: left; '>Sine, did you spit or swallow?</div>

[SineSwiper]

<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>Well, I'm drinking some root beer, so I guess that would be swallow. Root beer's too good to waste on spitting.</div>

[SineSwiper]

<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>Only because she's Asian.</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "comic sans MS"; text-align: left; '>Interpretation : Yes, when I sucked myself, I, Sinswiper aka Brendan, swallowed my own jizz."</div>

[SineSwiper]

<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>I didn't say jizz. I was talking about root beer.</div>

[Gentz]

<div style='font: 11pt arial; text-align: left; '>I just realized the irony of calling you a motherfucker while in fact it was I who fucked YOUR mom</div>