<div style='font: italic 14pt "comis sans ms"; text-align: center; '>Ok, I know lies like that make the dear lord baby jesus cry! My god man, that's some foooooul shit. What do the people making these movies think about during production? Oh wow, this one sure is gunna bea hit, yee haw! as they take another shot of burbon and yell roll film? Whoever wrote the script and screenplay shout be shot in the knees, and then they can bring him over to my place so I can whup some Irish pride into him before I mercifully let him pass into the abyss for wasting my time! Bah! Now *I* need a burbon!</div>
<font color="purple">I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and<br>smells like rainbow sherbet!</font><CENTER>
