<div style='font: 10pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light", "Century Gothic"; text-align: left; '><b>Link:</b> <a href="http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/i_robot/">God! They can't even get the Three Laws of Robotics right!</a>
Hollywood, taking a shit on Asimov's grave, decides to make I, Robot an action-packed thriller starting Will Smith. In other news, Jean-Claude Van Damme to star as Pinocchio in an psychological slasher flick.</div>
Hollywood, taking a shit on Asimov's grave, decides to make I, Robot an action-packed thriller starting Will Smith. In other news, Jean-Claude Van Damme to star as Pinocchio in an psychological slasher flick.</div>
Rosalina: But you didn't.
Robert: But I DON'T.
Rosalina: You sure that's right?
Robert: I was going to HAVE told you they'd come?
Rosalina: No.
Robert: The subjunctive?
Rosalina: That's not the subjunctive.
Robert: I don't think the syntax has been invented yet.
Rosalina: It would have had to have had been.
Robert: Had to have...had...been? That can't be right.
Robert: But I DON'T.
Rosalina: You sure that's right?
Robert: I was going to HAVE told you they'd come?
Rosalina: No.
Robert: The subjunctive?
Rosalina: That's not the subjunctive.
Robert: I don't think the syntax has been invented yet.
Rosalina: It would have had to have had been.
Robert: Had to have...had...been? That can't be right.