The Shrine

PostPosted:**Wed Mar 28, 2007 12:07 pm**

http://www.mania.com/54139.html

Good or bad? Eric, we already know your vote

PostPosted:**Wed Mar 28, 2007 2:34 pm**

That you do Zeus, that you do.

PostPosted:**Wed Mar 28, 2007 5:14 pm**

Thank god.

PostPosted:**Thu Mar 29, 2007 4:07 pm**

http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3158324

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

PostPosted:**Thu Mar 29, 2007 4:36 pm**

I don't have overly high hopes either but he is the only one to make decent video game movies. He's a better alternative than any non-big director out there right now

PostPosted:**Thu Mar 29, 2007 5:47 pm**

I can see it now, Alucard is gonna be some punk rocker who totally rebels against his dad, and thinks he's "Not with the hip program".

*sigh*

PostPosted:**Fri Mar 30, 2007 1:19 pm**

Eric wrote:I can see it now, Alucard is gonna be some punk rocker who totally rebels against his dad, and thinks he's "Not with the hip program".

*sigh*

No, man, they're going to have some chick called Jenny who's going to get between Richter and Maria in a love triangle which will cause Maria to start showing affection towards Alucard who will be disinterested due to his obsession with the resurrection of Dracula, making him all the more attractive to Maria. Then we'll find out that it's Jenny who's the key to the resurrection of Dracula which will make both Alucard and Richter give her tons of attention furthering Maria's jealousy of her. In the end, Jenny will turn out to be the key heroine, after being the key to the resurrection, with the help of Alucard, Richter, and Maria and they will all form the Dracula Covenant and will dedicate the their lives and the lives of their children (Richter ends up with Maria and Alucard gets Jenny) to fending off Dracula and his centinnial resurrections.

Sequels to follow :-)

PostPosted:**Fri Mar 30, 2007 4:07 pm**

Next week on My So-Called Castlevania!

PostPosted:**Fri Mar 30, 2007 5:50 pm**

*sob* *sob*

PostPosted:**Sat Mar 31, 2007 11:15 pm**

According to Dread Central, Paul W.S. Anderson is no longer writing or directing the Rogue Pictures video game adaptation, Castlevania.

The film was described as a fresh take on the much-filmed Dracula legend, mining back to its genesis in the story of the Romanian prince Vlad the Impaler.

Anderson will instead concentrate on developing a remake of Death Race 2000, titled Death Race 3000.

No word on if production will continue on Castlevania.

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That paragraph speaks volumes.

PostPosted:**Sun Apr 01, 2007 7:49 am**

Anderson!

The Shrine

Anderson's Castlevania dead

Anderson's Castlevania dead