Early turned down script for dark knight

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Early turned down script for dark knight

#123636 by Chris
Wed Jul 09, 2008 4:18 pm

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#123638 by RentCavalier
Wed Jul 09, 2008 4:35 pm

That's FUCKIN' hilarious. ACDC? HA!

Bruce Wayne: We're going to hack the internet.

General: but nobody's hacked the internet before!

Bruce: First time for everything.

General: I like it. But which internets are we going to hack?

Bruce: All of them.

*rolls over laughing*

Oh god...I wish this was a real script...it would just fucking prove how stupid Michael Bay is.

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#123639 by Zeus
Wed Jul 09, 2008 4:37 pm

That would be the greatest parody ever :-)

I was there on that fateful day, were you?

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#123647 by SineSwiper
Wed Jul 09, 2008 7:34 pm

ROFL! Somebody had that "All the Internets" joke as a sig here. Best part (besides that one) was:

RACHAEL stretches over the open hood. The camera zooms in on her naked torso. it luxuriates on her toned stomach. Up it goes. Then down. Then up again. Slowly... Slowly... Now counter-clockwise.

If only Warner Bros would just stand up and say that it really happened... DON'T DENY THE TRUTH!

Rosalina: But you didn't.
Robert: But I DON'T.
Rosalina: You sure that's right?
Robert: I was going to HAVE told you they'd come?
Rosalina: No.
Robert: The subjunctive?
Rosalina: That's not the subjunctive.
Robert: I don't think the syntax has been invented yet.
Rosalina: It would have had to have had been.
Robert: Had to have...had...been? That can't be right.