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Early turned down script for dark knight

PostPosted:Wed Jul 09, 2008 4:18 pm
by Chris

PostPosted:Wed Jul 09, 2008 4:35 pm
by RentCavalier
That's FUCKIN' hilarious. ACDC? HA!

Bruce Wayne: We're going to hack the internet.

General: but nobody's hacked the internet before!

Bruce: First time for everything.

General: I like it. But which internets are we going to hack?

Bruce: All of them.

*rolls over laughing*

Oh god...I wish this was a real script...it would just fucking prove how stupid Michael Bay is.

PostPosted:Wed Jul 09, 2008 4:37 pm
by Zeus
That would be the greatest parody ever :-)

PostPosted:Wed Jul 09, 2008 7:34 pm
by SineSwiper
ROFL! Somebody had that "All the Internets" joke as a sig here. Best part (besides that one) was:

RACHAEL stretches over the open hood. The camera zooms in on her naked torso. it luxuriates on her toned stomach. Up it goes. Then down. Then up again. Slowly... Slowly... Now counter-clockwise.

If only Warner Bros would just stand up and say that it really happened... DON'T DENY THE TRUTH!

PostPosted:Wed Jul 09, 2008 10:18 pm
by RentCavalier
I think Penny Arcade did that hacking the internets joke first.