The Shrine

fucking worthess....just fucking worthless......

The Spirit was that bad? I was afraid of that. As soon as I saw the style he was doing it in, the only thing I could think of was that he was just trying to cash in on what made Sin City great, despite the fact that the comic itself didn't follow that type of format.

EDIT: SWEET FUCKING JESUS?!

Worse than battlefield earth? Oracle, are we gonna go see this?

I liked this one....

One thing about "The Spirit" is that it's never dull. Then again, the same can be said of Chinese water torture.

The "worse than Battlefield Earth" comment means it gets at least a download. That's a lot to live up to

Zeus wrote:The "worse than Battlefield Earth" comment means it gets at least a download. That's a lot to live up to

download away. this is a time I'll agree with you that it would be better to be a theiving cheap ass than to actually pay....fuck frank miller. I would rather pay for unwanted anal rape than for his shit. Yes I would rather be budgeoned from behind and raped in the ass than pay for this movie......every dy for the entirety of it's theatrical run

and now even worse.....his next movie......Buck Rogers....

you don't know who I am? What are you fucking retarded?! I'm the Goddamned Twiki!

Chris wrote:

Zeus wrote:The "worse than Battlefield Earth" comment means it gets at least a download. That's a lot to live up to

download away. this is a time I'll agree with you that it would be better to be a theiving cheap ass than to actually pay....fuck frank miller. I would rather pay for unwanted anal rape than for his shit. Yes I would rather be budgeoned from behind and raped in the ass than pay for this movie......every dy for the entirety of it's theatrical run

and now even worse.....his next movie......Buck Rogers....

you don't know who I am? What are you fucking retarded?! I'm the Goddamned Twiki!

So instead of crying rape you will be crying willing participant at the trial?

Imakeholesinu wrote:

Chris wrote:

Zeus wrote:The "worse than Battlefield Earth" comment means it gets at least a download. That's a lot to live up to

download away. this is a time I'll agree with you that it would be better to be a theiving cheap ass than to actually pay....fuck frank miller. I would rather pay for unwanted anal rape than for his shit. Yes I would rather be budgeoned from behind and raped in the ass than pay for this movie......every dy for the entirety of it's theatrical run

and now even worse.....his next movie......Buck Rogers....

you don't know who I am? What are you fucking retarded?! I'm the Goddamned Twiki!

So instead of crying rape you will be crying willing participant at the trial?

no, it's still rape but I would describe it as more pleasant than the movie.....even the broomhandle

This makes me want to see it. If it is THIS bad, getting fucked up and seeing it is a must.

Alas, all my friends are out of town, so the "Getting fucked up" part is likely out the window...it sucks not being of legal drinking age.

Chris wrote:

Zeus wrote:The "worse than Battlefield Earth" comment means it gets at least a download. That's a lot to live up to

download away. this is a time I'll agree with you that it would be better to be a theiving cheap ass than to actually pay....fuck frank miller. I would rather pay for unwanted anal rape than for his shit. Yes I would rather be budgeoned from behind and raped in the ass than pay for this movie......every dy for the entirety of it's theatrical run

and now even worse.....his next movie......Buck Rogers....

you don't know who I am? What are you fucking retarded?! I'm the Goddamned Twiki!

Hey, now. I may download a lot but I pay for stuff probably more than anyone here.

I'd almost be tempted to go and see this in theatres. But we don't get to go out as often as we'd like to anymore and I think we're gonna go see Benjamin Button next week instead. My wife is interested and she needs a bit of a break

I only pay for things unless I've got press access. and I sure as fuck wouldn't pay for this one.....and I go see every movie I can......

by the way.....go watch the wrestler nd pay for it....I hate wrrestling but it's fucking amazing

SineSwiper wrote:
EDIT: SWEET FUCKING JESUS?!

"It would seem that The Spirit is living up to fanboy expectations and is really sucking big time. Despite an all start cast the..."

Its soooooo difficult to rip on something, you have to be perfect in your delivery. 'All start cast'? In the second sentence? Should we listen to a word this guy has to say?

Flip wrote:Its soooooo difficult to rip on something, you have to be perfect in your delivery. 'All start cast'? In the second sentence? Should we listen to a word this guy has to say?

Well, I read it as "all star" when I read it and when I read your reply several times.

Flip wrote:

SineSwiper wrote:
EDIT: SWEET FUCKING JESUS?!

"It would seem that The Spirit is living up to fanboy expectations and is really sucking big time. Despite an all start cast the..."

Its soooooo difficult to rip on something, you have to be perfect in your delivery. 'All start cast'? In the second sentence? Should we listen to a word this guy has to say?

then go read the actual reviews....even the postive ones say it's fucking retarded.

The whole film community is really trying to figure out "Who the fuck is Scott Hoffman, and how much did the movie studio pay him?" His review is here on an obscure site that nobody has heard of until now. Also, I would recommend that MovieBlog article to illustrate just how low Lionsgate is going with this ad.

BTW, this reviewer has also quoted the following:

Scott Hoffman wrote:Hey Folks! Got some exciting news for you. If you like hot guys and lots of gay sex and outrageous situations you're going to love "Another Gay Sequel: Gays Gone Wild!" which comes out (hehehe) on DVD tomorrow. In celebration we're going to provide an exciting but intimate surprise that may feature some of the hotties from the film.

Take that how you want...