The Shrine

The first movie was this non-stop adrenaline rush of action.

This movie is just insanity from beginning to end, stuff that includes a stripper getting her implants shot out, a guy chopping off his nipples after failing in some mission, some random chinese hooker running across the street and getting hit by a car, a fight that somehow degrades into a fucking Godzilla battle, I have never seen a movie this ridiculous before.

So its awesome? lol

I wanted it to be good, I loved the first one, but once I learned the concept of this one, I already knew it was going to be ridiculous.

Oh yes. I love me some crazy and this ives up to being crazy fucking mind fuckingly insanely retarded awesome...

I watched Crank on TV recently and it was insane/awesome. Thankyou showcase for showing this craziness unedited. Now I want to go see the sequel but I have no idea who I can go with. Everyone pressure Bovine to go with me!!!

Bovine go see it with your lady. Or I'll be the one to take away your sexy time priveledges when I come to your house and rip your balls of...

and just because I haven't said anything really gay lately I'll do it with my teeth..

I've heard good things-- it's the kind of movie that doesn't even TRY to be realistic and they poke fun at that fact. Just totally off the wall, taking what they started with in the first movie and just shooting it into space. Can't wait to see it... but I'll wait for DVD... not many movies are worth $10/ticket these days.

no thank you.

bovine wrote:no thank you.

to the movie or to me teabagging the shit out of you

So they finally figured out a way to harness Jason Statham as an infinite generator of "what the fuck" energy? That actually makes me very happy. I was worried he was going to be caught endlessly doing clones of "Transporter 2" in a pale echo of the awesomeness that he was in Snatch, forever.

I could not do what that guy does. I just tried to mimic that perpetual facial expression somewhere between a sneer and a scream that gets him work and I almost had a stroke trying.

Well, isn't this movie just another Transporter 2 clone? I really which they gave the guy smarter roles like the one he had in Snatch. He has more dynamic range than a simple action star.

I'd be interested in a movie like this as long as it doesn't take itself too seriously. As long as it's just silly fun there's nothing wrong with that. Think of it as a live-action Looney Tunes

Zeus wrote:I'd be interested in a movie like this as long as it doesn't take itself too seriously. As long as it's just silly fun there's nothing wrong with that. Think of it as a live-action Looney Tunes

that describes it pretty much dead on

Zeus wrote:I'd be interested in a movie like this as long as it doesn't take itself too seriously. As long as it's just silly fun there's nothing wrong with that. Think of it as a live-action Looney Tunes

This movie definitely does not take itself seriously. At all.

Not much of a date movie either unless she's bisexual.

You'd be surprised by how many girls are these days.

"10% bisexuality" is getting to be pretty "in", by which I mean that the girl in question might not be regularly in the habit of muff-munching but is definitely down to talk about other girls and how hot they are and even get genuinely excited... Both of my last two girlfriends weren't fully bi but they definitely got excited about other girls, and trust me, this wasn't a "make it up to have something to talk about with your man" thing. They both watched as much porn as I did or more, and I know one was as into the girls as she was the guys. She even seemed kind of nervous to discuss it with me (I reassured her that I was very fully down with the concept.)

Replay wrote:You'd be surprised by how many girls are these days. :P

"10% bisexuality" is getting to be pretty "in", by which I mean that the girl in question might not be regularly in the habit of muff-munching but is definitely down to talk about other girls and how hot they are and even get genuinely excited... Both of my last two girlfriends weren't fully bi but they definitely got excited about other girls, and trust me, this wasn't a "make it up to have something to talk about with your man" thing. They both watched as much porn as I did or more, and I know one was as into the girls as she was the guys. She even seemed kind of nervous to discuss it with me (I reassured her that I was very fully down with the concept.)

There are also quite a few fake bis out there, too.

I think it's more that people are open to the idea. I'm starting to wonder how experimental my phase of it really was, actually, which doesn't really change the fact that I support gay rights, gay marriages, et cetera forever, but I think it just has to do with an increased tolerance all around in the liberal segment of our generation of gay/bi experimentation and sexuality. I really think the "90% straight" thing is a lot more there under the radar for both sexes than people think.

Anyway, threadjack. Back to Jason Statham getting blown through doors and windows and acting like it got him high.

Replay wrote:You'd be surprised by how many girls are these days.
"10% bisexuality" is getting to be pretty "in", by which I mean that the girl in question might not be regularly in the habit of muff-munching but is definitely down to talk about other girls and how hot they are and even get genuinely excited... Both of my last two girlfriends weren't fully bi but they definitely got excited about other girls, and trust me, this wasn't a "make it up to have something to talk about with your man" thing. They both watched as much porn as I did or more, and I know one was as into the girls as she was the guys. She even seemed kind of nervous to discuss it with me (I reassured her that I was very fully down with the concept.)

Ughhh so many things wrong with this.
1) Girls are allowed in society to think other girls are hot as men who rule the world think that shit is awesome. Guys on the other hand cant say anything remotely gay or they will be shot
2) Have you seen the variety of porn out there?? If ladies want to see hot sexy dudes they have to go watch gay porn as hetero porn is all about the hot ladies sucking dick and getting it hard. Lovely right? Its hard to find hetero porn that isnt so focused on how sexy the lady is as it is made for guys!!! Most of the time you cant even see the guys face. If thats all you have to watch you are going to start appreciating the girls. Fact is watching anyone do naked sexy times will turn you on unless there are animals or blood, then my vagina cries.

Sassafras wrote:Ughhh so many things wrong with this.
1) Girls are allowed in society to think other girls are hot as men who rule the world think that shit is awesome. Guys on the other hand cant say anything remotely gay or they will be shot
2) Have you seen the variety of porn out there?? If ladies want to see hot sexy dudes they have to go watch gay porn as hetero porn is all about the hot ladies sucking dick and getting it hard. Lovely right? Its hard to find hetero porn that isnt so focused on how sexy the lady is as it is made for guys!!! Most of the time you cant even see the guys face. If thats all you have to watch you are going to start appreciating the girls. Fact is watching anyone do naked sexy times will turn you on unless there are animals or blood, then my vagina cries.

Nowadays, you can get porn anywhere, in any form. IN. ANY. FORM.

SineSwiper wrote:

Sassafras wrote:Ughhh so many things wrong with this.
1) Girls are allowed in society to think other girls are hot as men who rule the world think that shit is awesome. Guys on the other hand cant say anything remotely gay or they will be shot
2) Have you seen the variety of porn out there?? If ladies want to see hot sexy dudes they have to go watch gay porn as hetero porn is all about the hot ladies sucking dick and getting it hard. Lovely right? Its hard to find hetero porn that isnt so focused on how sexy the lady is as it is made for guys!!! Most of the time you cant even see the guys face. If thats all you have to watch you are going to start appreciating the girls. Fact is watching anyone do naked sexy times will turn you on unless there are animals or blood, then my vagina cries.

Nowadays, you can get porn anywhere, in any form. IN. ANY. FORM.

and I'm in most of it...

Sassafras wrote:Fact is watching anyone do naked sexy times will turn you on unless there are animals or blood, then my vagina cries.

The research disagrees with you: http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/20 ... 075252.htm

The gist of the study is that they showed heterosexual porn, homosexual male porn, and homosexual female porn, and animals mating to straight men, gay men, straight women and gay women. They asked them to rate their arousal (subjective measurement), and they measured physiological responses that indicate sexual arousal (objective measurement).

There was no discrepancy between the subjective reporting and objective measurement for both gay and straight men, and they were aroused when you expected them to be. Women, on the other hand, were physiologically aroused by all material, even though they only reported to be aroused when the porn matched their sexual orientation.

There are two conclusions that I draw from the study. One, physiological arousal is different than conscious arousal - that is, your body can be getting ready for sex when you don't actually want it. Two, women becoming physiologically aroused from all types of sexual imagery (remember, even animals mating set it off) might be an evolutionary adaption to protect their reproductive organs against rape.

I am now completely sorry about this threadjack. I have only been reporting what I saw and experienced, and officially have no position on any of it.