The Shrine

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First Resident Evil shot........looks like it's gonna be X-menish in the costume department.</div>

<div style='font: 9pt Papyrus, Modern; text-align: left; padding: 0% 15% 0% 15%; '>Really.....? Doesn't look anything like Claire or Jill.</div>

<div style='font: 10pt "Copperplate Gothic", Modern; text-align: left; '>Yeah, they had breasts, as I recall... :)</div>

<div style='font: 9pt arial, Modern; text-align: left; '>Is it just me or does her left leg look like it's at a really odd angle?</div>

<div style='font: 9pt Arial, Modern; text-align: left; '>When you think about it, it makes perfect sense. If you're going to drop the man (Romero) who created zombie filmdom on the grounds that his script isn't "Resident Evil-ish enough," then you might as well take the extra retarded step of hiring an incompetent writer/director to replace him. Better yet, make it the guy who wrote and directed "Soldier" and write him a check for $40 million. Finally, make sure he includes some shit about a supercompter named "The Red Queen." Voila! One fucking awesome movie.</div>

<div style='font: 9pt arial, Modern; text-align: justify; '>Another movie based on a video game that I can toss in the trash bin.</div>

<div style='font: 10pt Verdana, Arial, Georgia, "Times New Roman", Modern; text-align: left; padding: 0% 0% 0% 1%; '>...didn't the characters of Resident Evil 1/2/3 actually wear clothing that could be comfortably worn in public without looking like a total moron?</div>

<div style='font: 9pt Arial, Modern; text-align: left; '>Aside from Jill's beret, Leon's uniform, Ada's slinky party dress and Brad Vickers's orange-colored life preserver...yes. Yes, they did.</div>

<div style='font: 9pt Arial, Modern; text-align: left; '>From what I've heard, Claire and Jill aren't in the movie, and neither are the rest of the RE characters.</div>

<div style='font: 11pt Modern; text-align: left; '>Makes Perfect sense to me, why the heck would they want to follow the stupid game plot?! Pfft.</div>

<div style='font: 11pt Modern; text-align: left; '>Ummmmmm.....wait let me think.......no they didn't, not really.</div>

<div style='font: 12pt Arial, Modern; text-align: left; '>"Huhh huh huh huhuh...... she's stoned."</div>

<div style='font: 12pt Modern; text-align: left; '>Hmmmm.... Milla Jojovich...</div>

<div style='font: 9pt Arial, Modern; text-align: left; '>Especially if Milla Jojovich talks in her 5th Element accent.</div>

<div style='font: 12pt Modern; text-align: left; '>Did she used to be a man?</div>

<div style='font: 10pt Verdana, Tahoma, Modern; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>Hee-hee. Good stuff.</div>

<div style='font: 9pt Papyrus, Modern; text-align: left; padding: 0% 15% 0% 15%; '>...that is to say, 'what a retarded idea'.</div>

<div style='font: 9pt Papyrus, Modern; text-align: left; padding: 0% 15% 0% 15%; '>Where else was Jill supposed to hide her stash?</div>

<div style='font: 10pt "Copperplate Gothic", Modern; text-align: left; '>It is? That's be the least flattering picture of her I've ever seen.</div>

<div style='font: 10pt "Copperplate Gothic", Modern; text-align: left; '>Have you thought about Dave Chapelle?</div>

<div style='font: 10pt "Copperplate Gothic", Modern; text-align: left; '>Yeah, it looks outta place.</div>

<div style='font: 10pt "Copperplate Gothic", Modern; text-align: left; '>Hey now, that was a magic life preserver!</div>

<div style='font: 11pt Modern; text-align: left; '>What's wrong with Dave Chapelle?</div>

<div style='font: 12pt Modern; text-align: left; '>And they also change Chris to a red-dressed transvertite :P</div>

<div style='font: 9pt Papyrus, Modern; text-align: left; padding: 0% 15% 0% 15%; '>Who is Dave Chapelle?</div>

<div style='font: 10pt "Copperplate Gothic", Modern; text-align: left; '>Nothing, but you obviously haven't seen the Simpsons episode a few weeks back. :)</div>