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I'm really not starting to like the physics of these reality shows...

PostPosted:Thu Apr 19, 2001 8:28 am
by SineSwiper
<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light", Modern; text-align: left; '>Just saw an episode of The Weakest Link, and it seems like every moron was voting the smart people off the show. Meantime, I'm shouting things like:

"You DUMBASS!! Thomas Edison didn't write a fucking dictionary!"
"Durcell! DurcellDurcellDurcell! The copper top is DurcellDurcellDurcell!"
"Say an answer, you stupid bitch! I could have gotten five right answers in the time that you're sitting there wasting everybody's fucking time!!"

So, it came out to the two dumb idiots they could find playing the game, and of course, nobody made any money. $0. I think when you make $0, they should eliminate the whole team and use that money for the next game. Or at least Anne should have a small bit of commentary at the end. I'm sure she's coming home from work saying "Jesus! I got a bunch of fucking morons playing these games and winning money they don't deserve. Why aren't I working in a Jeopardy-type show, where the winner is the smartest?"

Also, couldn't they get some fucking original sets, instead of stealing the WWtbaM set, along with it's same stupid game music? As a matter of fact, can't something thing of something original in terms of a new flavor of show? This "survivor" clone bullshit (as well as the WWM clones) is getting ridiculous!</div>

PostPosted:Thu Apr 19, 2001 9:19 am
by Shellie
<div style='font: bold 10pt arial, Modern; text-align: left; '>Hey! I was yelling DurAcell, not you :P</div>

PostPosted:Thu Apr 19, 2001 12:00 pm
by G-man Joe
<div style='font: 11pt "comic sans MS", Modern; text-align: left; '>Hehe...so really Sine didn't know? BWAH!</div>

PostPosted:Thu Apr 19, 2001 12:17 pm
by El Kabong
<div style='font: 12pt Arial, Modern; text-align: left; '>That's just how they say it in Kentucky... otherwise it's a 3 syllable word... ;)</div>

PostPosted:Thu Apr 19, 2001 12:28 pm
by SineSwiper
<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light", Modern; text-align: left; '>Ummm...she also lives in Ky, if you didn't notice.</div>

PostPosted:Thu Apr 19, 2001 12:30 pm
by SineSwiper
<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light", Modern; text-align: left; '>Blah! Spelling flames suck. I'm going to have to smack you around like a little bitch later on :) Of course, you'll probably enjoy it :)</div>

PostPosted:Thu Apr 19, 2001 2:48 pm
by El Kabong
<div style='font: 12pt Arial, Modern; text-align: left; '>uh... oh yeah... I was so wrapped up in ripping on you I forgot who made the comment... hehehe... ;)</div>

PostPosted:Thu Apr 19, 2001 3:59 pm
by Tortolia
<div style='font: 9pt arial, Modern; text-align: left; '>I don't aRGee with you there, Sine.</div>

This is a way of weeding out the idiot population though...

PostPosted:Thu Apr 19, 2001 4:03 pm
by Imakeholesinu
<div style='font: 10pt Arial, Modern; text-align: left; '>...all the weakest links are probably rounded up and shot afterwards if they don't break the $100,000. Seriously, I was doing the same thing you were doing last night Sine. Yelling at the top of my lungs 'CELLO! HE'S PLAYS THE FUCKING CELLO!' or 'DURACELL!'.

Those people need to be put out of our misery.</div>

PostPosted:Thu Apr 19, 2001 4:04 pm
by Imakeholesinu
<div style='font: 10pt Arial, Modern; text-align: left; '>She lives in KY jelly? :)</div>

PostPosted:Thu Apr 19, 2001 4:06 pm
by S.Cody2
<div style='font: 10pt "Copperplate Gothic", Modern; text-align: left; '>Waht yuo say!</div>

PostPosted:Thu Apr 19, 2001 4:13 pm
by Imakeholesinu
<div style='font: 10pt Arial, Modern; text-align: left; '>You broke Cody2 sine, now we have to go back to the drawing board and re-make him. :)</div>

PostPosted:Thu Apr 19, 2001 4:24 pm
by S.Cody2
<div style='font: 10pt "Copperplate Gothic", Modern; text-align: left; '>*Blip* *Krrrrrrrrrztch*</div>

PostPosted:Thu Apr 19, 2001 4:31 pm
by Imakeholesinu
<div style='font: 10pt Arial, Modern; text-align: left; '>*replaces cody2 body with cody3 body, replaces cody head on cody3 body, flips powerswitch on* You live again.</div>

PostPosted:Thu Apr 19, 2001 4:45 pm
by Shellie
<div style='font: bold 10pt arial, Modern; text-align: left; '>Rawr</div>

PostPosted:Thu Apr 19, 2001 7:12 pm
by Judgment 1999
<div style='font: 14pt Tahoma, Modern; text-align: left; '>Scary, huh?</div>

PostPosted:Fri Apr 20, 2001 12:29 am
by Manshoon
<div style='font: 14pt "Times New Roman", Modern; text-align: left; '>As miniscule of a chance as it is, I have to wonder how Anne would react if the players actually managed to bank $125,000</div>

PostPosted:Fri Apr 20, 2001 12:48 am
by SineSwiper
<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light", Modern; text-align: left; '>Actually, that stuff is made in Raritan, NJ. Don't know why it's called KY.</div>

PostPosted:Fri Apr 20, 2001 12:59 am
by SineSwiper
<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light", Modern; text-align: left; '>We can rebuild you. We can make you faster, better, stronger.</div>

PostPosted:Fri Apr 20, 2001 3:02 am
by Tortolia
<div style='font: 9pt arial, Modern; text-align: left; '>Dunno if that happened in the first round, but if it was in a later round, she'd deride them for not doing it sooner. :)</div>

PostPosted:Fri Apr 20, 2001 8:11 am
by Tessian
<div style='font: 11pt Dominion, Modern; text-align: left; '>... but we don't want to spend a lot of money</div>

PostPosted:Fri Apr 20, 2001 12:31 pm
by Manshoon
<div style='font: 14pt "Times New Roman", Modern; text-align: left; '>LOL, too true.</div>

PostPosted:Fri Apr 20, 2001 12:33 pm
by Manshoon
<div style='font: 14pt "Times New Roman", Modern; text-align: left; '>...but in order to function, people have to talk dirty to you. (Points go to whoever can guess where that's from)</div>

PostPosted:Fri Apr 20, 2001 8:18 pm
by Imakeholesinu
<div style='font: 10pt Arial, Modern; text-align: left; '>No shit?</div>

PostPosted:Fri Apr 20, 2001 9:27 pm
by Imakeholesinu
<div style='font: 10pt Arial, Modern; text-align: left; '>You talkin to me or Cody? Cause that sounds like a good deal.</div>

PostPosted:Fri Apr 20, 2001 10:17 pm
by Oracle
<div style='font: bold 12pt "Comic Sans MS", Modern; text-align: left; '>Keep it in the bedroom you two</div>

PostPosted:Sat Apr 21, 2001 2:36 am
by SineSwiper
<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light", Modern; text-align: left; '>Yeah, I looked on the back of the bottle.</div>

PostPosted:Sat Apr 21, 2001 5:28 am
by Crono
<div style='font: 12pt Arial, Modern; text-align: left; '>If you reprogram him to speak only in terms of ZeroWing.... we shall seek vengeance ;-)</div>

PostPosted:Sat Apr 21, 2001 1:15 pm
by SineSwiper
<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light", Modern; text-align: left; '>Ha! You're one to talk, AYB man!</div>

PostPosted:Sun Apr 22, 2001 11:21 pm
by S.Cody2
<div style='font: 10pt "Copperplate Gothic", Modern; text-align: left; '>Rumors of my destruction have been greatly exaggerated.</div>