<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>1: "Right."
2: "What do you mean right?"
1: "You're right."
2: "What do you mean? What is the band playing now?"
1: "What? I've never heard of that band."
2: "Huh? Who's playing right now?"
1: "Yes. Who's playing right now."
2: "That's what I'm asking you right now! Don't you know who's playing right now?"
1: "Who."
2: "The band!"
1: "No, The Band plays tomorrow."
2: "What do you mean? They are playing right now!"
1: "No. Who is playing right now."
2: "Dammit! I just asked YOU that! Who is playing right now?"
1: "Yes."
2: "Yes is the band?"
1: "No, those are two different bands."
2: "What?!"
1: "What? There's no such band!"
2: "Now I'm really confused! The band is called what?"
1: "No, The Band is The Band. But, they aren't playing right now."
2: "Who isn't?"
1: "No, Who is."
2: "Who is what?"
1: "For the last time, there isn't a band called that! The Band is playing tomorrow. Who is playing right now."
2: "Shit, I dunno. If that isn't a band, then I guess it's a bunch of monkeys."
1: "Huh? The Monkeys aren't even in this concert!"
2: "*sigh* Whatever. Who is playing tomorrow then?"
1: "The Band"
2: "Well, Who is the band?"
1: "No, I said The Band."
2: "Yes. I said 'Who is the band?'"
1: "Yes is playing after The Band."
2: "Which band?"
1: "Yes."
2: "So, Yes is playing right now?"
1: "No. Who is playing right now."
2: "Back to that again?! Forget it!"
1: "Well, alright, but Who's playing a killer set!"
2: "I don't know! Leave me alone!"</div>
Rosalina: But you didn't.
Robert: But I DON'T.
Rosalina: You sure that's right?
Robert: I was going to HAVE told you they'd come?
Rosalina: No.
Robert: The subjunctive?
Rosalina: That's not the subjunctive.
Robert: I don't think the syntax has been invented yet.
Rosalina: It would have had to have had been.
Robert: Had to have...had...been? That can't be right.
