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You gotta admit, Jim's Dad in American Pie 2 is a kick ass person. Lame to no end, but how many parents do you know would help their son get laid? :)
PostPosted:Tue Aug 28, 2001 9:17 pm
by Eric
<div style='font: 11pt ; text-align: left; '>You gotta admit, Jim's Dad in American Pie 2 is a kick ass person. Lame to no end, but how many parents do you know would help their son get laid? :)</div>
PostPosted:Tue Aug 28, 2001 10:25 pm
by Gentz
<div style='font: 11pt arial; text-align: left; '>The only character I like in those movies is Finch. Because he reminds me of myself</div>
PostPosted:Wed Aug 29, 2001 3:20 am
by Oracle
<div style='font: bold 12pt "Comic Sans MS"; text-align: left; '>That's truly sad</div>
PostPosted:Wed Aug 29, 2001 3:22 am
by Drew S.
<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>Hey, I actually got the Francesca Della Penna joke in the first American Pie. Finch has some good things about him.</div>
PostPosted:Wed Aug 29, 2001 3:35 am
by Gentz
<div style='font: 11pt arial; text-align: left; '>Well, we can't all be mad, bitch-bangin' pimps like you, Oracle : )</div>
PostPosted:Wed Aug 29, 2001 9:18 am
by Blotus
<div style='font: 10pt "arial narrow"; text-align: left; padding: 0% 5% 0% 5%; '>Tru dat.</div>
PostPosted:Wed Aug 29, 2001 12:11 pm
by Gentz
<div style='font: 11pt arial; text-align: left; '>What's wrong with Finch? Just cause he's not a fucking imbecile like the rest of the cast...</div>
PostPosted:Wed Aug 29, 2001 3:13 pm
by Eric
<div style='font: 11pt ; text-align: left; '>Finch is obsessed with boning a woman 3x his age. :P</div>
PostPosted:Wed Aug 29, 2001 5:24 pm
by Gentz
<div style='font: 11pt arial; text-align: left; '>.....I'm not seeing the problem here... : )</div>
PostPosted:Wed Aug 29, 2001 7:12 pm
by Ganath
<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>You sir, are 19. 19 times 3 is 57. You are saying that you want 57 year old women?</div>
PostPosted:Wed Aug 29, 2001 7:24 pm
by Gentz
<div style='font: 11pt arial; text-align: left; '>I don't think Stifler's mom was THAT old...she wasn't exactly a shriveled old hag either</div>
PostPosted:Wed Aug 29, 2001 8:50 pm
by Ganath
<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>No, she wasn't. But when Eric mentioned "3x his age", you said you didn't see the problem. Thusly, my post is still relevant. You like 57 year old women? :)</div>
PostPosted:Wed Aug 29, 2001 8:54 pm
by Eric
<div style='font: 11pt ; text-align: left; '>She was up there dude.</div>
PostPosted:Thu Aug 30, 2001 12:52 pm
by Gentz
<div style='font: 11pt arial; text-align: left; '>Fuck you, Ganath!! FUCK YOU!!! : )</div>
PostPosted:Thu Aug 30, 2001 12:53 pm
by Gentz
<div style='font: 11pt arial; text-align: left; '>Alright, whatever! I don't even know why I'm arguing about this! When I said Finch reminded me of myself I meant in terms of his general personality, not the fact that he was fucking his friend's mom</div>
PostPosted:Thu Aug 30, 2001 3:58 pm
by SineSwiper
<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>Older women know what their doing.</div>
PostPosted:Thu Aug 30, 2001 4:29 pm
by Drew S.
<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>Sine, you're like jumping into the middle of the Battle of Little Bighorn yelling "Hey Custer I got your back!" here. Even if what you're saying isn't false, I'd consider deleting that last bit...</div>
PostPosted:Thu Aug 30, 2001 5:35 pm
by Baldarov
<div style='font: 9pt "Times New Roman"; text-align: left; '>Fuck man, he's right. Stay away from my mom, Gentz!</div>
PostPosted:Thu Aug 30, 2001 6:26 pm
by Eric
<div style='font: 11pt ; text-align: left; '>Yes, I'm well aware you lost your virginity to an older woman.</div>
PostPosted:Fri Aug 31, 2001 10:34 am
by Chockboard
<div style='font: 10pt arial; text-align: left; '>You should know by now that ANYTHING you say will be misconstrued and milked for sexual innuendo.</div>
PostPosted:Fri Aug 31, 2001 11:59 am
by G-man Joe
<div style='font: 11pt "comic sans MS"; text-align: left; '>She was like wrinkly old with saggy tube-sock like boobs. =8^D</div>
PostPosted:Fri Aug 31, 2001 1:03 pm
by Gentz
<div style='font: 11pt arial; text-align: left; '>Too late, motherfucker! Too late!!</div>
PostPosted:Fri Aug 31, 2001 2:11 pm
by SineSwiper
<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>Well, I'm sorry if your mother goes to the tanning booth everyday.</div>
PostPosted:Fri Aug 31, 2001 2:13 pm
by SineSwiper
<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>Heh heh heh...Gentz. That sounds like jizz. Heh heh heh...</div>
PostPosted:Fri Aug 31, 2001 2:18 pm
by G-man Joe
<div style='font: 11pt "comic sans MS"; text-align: left; '>I'm sure my mother looks younger than that hag you screwed.</div>
PostPosted:Fri Aug 31, 2001 2:19 pm
by G-man Joe
<div style='font: 11pt "comic sans MS"; text-align: left; '>Sine, did you spit or swallow?</div>
PostPosted:Sun Sep 02, 2001 11:25 pm
by SineSwiper
<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>Well, I'm drinking some root beer, so I guess that would be swallow. Root beer's too good to waste on spitting.</div>
PostPosted:Sun Sep 02, 2001 11:26 pm
by SineSwiper
<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>Only because she's Asian.</div>
PostPosted:Mon Sep 03, 2001 2:09 pm
by G-man Joe
<div style='font: 11pt "comic sans MS"; text-align: left; '>Interpretation : Yes, when I sucked myself, I, Sinswiper aka Brendan, swallowed my own jizz."</div>
PostPosted:Thu Sep 06, 2001 2:04 pm
by SineSwiper
<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>I didn't say jizz. I was talking about root beer.</div>
PostPosted:Sun Sep 09, 2001 11:15 pm
by Gentz
<div style='font: 11pt arial; text-align: left; '>I just realized the irony of calling you a motherfucker while in fact it was I who fucked YOUR mom</div>