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Muskateer = Not too bad...(Another super quick, spoiler free review)

PostPosted:Mon Sep 10, 2001 10:44 am
by Ishamael
<div style='font: 14pt "Sans Serif"; text-align: justify; padding: 0% 15% 0% 15%; '>I'm not sure what I could spoil in this movie considering how ultra basic and jacked the plot is. ;)

Anyway, on to the action. The action in many of the scenes was excellent, but often they cheated. By cheated I mean they did things to hide the actors lack of skill. They did things like have super close-ups on their faces or the scenes were really dark so you couldn't actually <i>see</i> any of the action, even though you could hear swords clanging and dramatic music. However, a couple of the scenes were really good. One that comes to mind is the ladder scene at the end. That was old school kung fu craziness all the way. What are the chances of finding a barn with that many 40 foot tall ladders? ;) Another solid scene was the horse chase scene. That was pretty crazy too...

Anyway,end of rambling quick review.</div>

PostPosted:Mon Sep 10, 2001 10:49 am
by G-man Joe
<div style='font: 11pt "comic sans MS"; text-align: left; '>My friends say - Dumb Movie. Apparently their girlfriends took them to see it. I was smart and stayed home with a couple of Jackie Chan rentals.</div>

PostPosted:Mon Sep 10, 2001 1:00 pm
by SineSwiper
<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>Legend of Drunken Master! I wish Shun Di had some of those moves on Virtua Fighter.</div>

PostPosted:Mon Sep 10, 2001 5:04 pm
by Gone to Shakers
<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>I don't know how to go by that, my impression from the previews was that it was a Cheesy action flick along the lines of 13th Warrior, Highlander, and Escape from LA, I like those sorts of movies</div>

PostPosted:Mon Sep 10, 2001 7:17 pm
by Kupek
<div style='font: 10pt verdana, tahoma; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>Eh, the action could've been better. Sometimes it was too silly - like the thing with the rafters. It was a McEpic.</div>

PostPosted:Mon Sep 10, 2001 7:18 pm
by Kupek
<div style='font: 10pt verdana, tahoma; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>13th Warrior and Highlander were more serious and had better pacing.</div>

PostPosted:Mon Sep 10, 2001 8:30 pm
by Gentz
<div style='font: 11pt arial; text-align: left; '>We need some really good white-european martial artists. Having all these Asian masters is great, but they can't really play characters in movies like this</div>

PostPosted:Tue Sep 11, 2001 2:33 am
by Ishamael
<div style='font: 14pt "Sans Serif"; text-align: justify; padding: 0% 15% 0% 15%; '>Oh yeah, it was quite dumb. Believe me, this is strictly for the action only.</div>

PostPosted:Tue Sep 11, 2001 2:35 am
by Ishamael
<div style='font: 14pt "Sans Serif"; text-align: justify; padding: 0% 15% 0% 15%; '>Agreed. That's why I made a point to point out where they cheated on the action. Definitely could have been better...</div>

PostPosted:Tue Sep 11, 2001 8:27 am
by G-man Joe
<div style='font: 11pt "comic sans MS"; text-align: left; '>Not that Jackie Chan movies are any smarter....but for the stunts...oh man. Only Jet Li comes close.</div>