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15 minutes until I masturbate.  Wait....no, that was 15 minutes AGO.  Okay.  15 minutes until I masturbate AGAIN.

PostPosted:Tue Dec 04, 2001 6:32 pm
by Lee
<div style='font: 10pt Arial; text-align: left; '>15 minutes until I masturbate. Wait....no, that was 15 minutes AGO. Okay. 15 minutes until I masturbate AGAIN.</div>

PostPosted:Tue Dec 04, 2001 10:56 pm
by G-man Joe
<div style='font: 11pt "comic sans MS"; text-align: left; '>You do look a bit drained.</div>

PostPosted:Wed Dec 05, 2001 5:58 pm
by roguewarrior121
<div style='font: 10pt Arial; text-align: left; '>I hope to god you covered your kybd with saran wrap....everyone hates stuck keys, ya know. hahahahhaaaa! BTW your a sick SICK SSSIIIIIICK puppy. =8^P</div>

PostPosted:Wed Dec 05, 2001 7:11 pm
by Gone to Shakers
<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>Bet you wish you had a Cock to Jack around</div>

PostPosted:Wed Dec 05, 2001 11:59 pm
by Ishamael
<div style='font: 14pt "Sans Serif"; text-align: justify; padding: 0% 15% 0% 15%; '>And Lotus looks a little full. Coincidence? I think not.</div>

PostPosted:Thu Dec 06, 2001 12:59 am
by SineSwiper
<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>You waggling your dick to Gillian's Isle again?</div>

PostPosted:Thu Dec 06, 2001 8:43 pm
by Lee
<div style='font: 10pt Arial; text-align: left; '><Jon Lovitz voice> And I know EXACTLY what he's talking about! </Jon Lovitz voice></div>

PostPosted:Fri Dec 07, 2001 1:10 am
by SineSwiper
<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>Only because of Jacob's Word.</div>

PostPosted:Fri Dec 07, 2001 2:20 am
by Gentz
<div style='font: 11pt arial; text-align: left; '>I like how people always use that ridiculous claim in order to escape the accusation that they might masturbate in front of their computer</div>

PostPosted:Fri Dec 07, 2001 8:52 pm
by roguewarrior121
<div style='font: 10pt Arial; text-align: left; '>well I have never been accused of mastyerbating in front of my puter.........that's what women are 4. =8^P</div>

PostPosted:Fri Dec 07, 2001 8:54 pm
by roguewarrior121
<div style='font: 10pt Arial; text-align: left; '>NOT wit your momma around >8^P</div>

PostPosted:Fri Dec 07, 2001 8:55 pm
by roguewarrior121
<div style='font: 10pt Arial; text-align: left; '>?</div>

PostPosted:Fri Dec 07, 2001 10:26 pm
by Blotus
<div style='font: 10pt "arial narrow"; text-align: left; padding: 0% 5% 0% 5%; '>I should be -- I just had a big, heterosexual dinner.</div>

PostPosted:Sat Dec 08, 2001 9:05 pm
by Lee
<div style='font: 10pt Arial; text-align: left; '>Quit yer jabberin', Rouge. Every one of your posts looks like a G-Man elemental floats around it.</div>

PostPosted:Sat Dec 08, 2001 9:07 pm
by Lee
<div style='font: 10pt Arial; text-align: left; '>Yeah, me too. I ate off a plate shaped like a pair of boobs. That's how heterosexual MY dinner was.</div>

PostPosted:Sun Dec 09, 2001 12:46 am
by Ishamael
<div style='font: 14pt "Sans Serif"; text-align: justify; padding: 0% 15% 0% 15%; '>You made me laugh at a joke involving Jon Lovitz, damn you. I'll never forgive you for that.</div>

PostPosted:Sun Dec 09, 2001 8:25 pm
by Gentz
<div style='font: 11pt arial; text-align: left; '>What, masturbating? I take it dad never had the old birds and bees talk with ya yet, eh?</div>

PostPosted:Mon Dec 10, 2001 2:16 am
by Gone to Shakers
<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>Ah, so YOU'RE the one she's been doing up the ass with the strap on dildo.</div>

PostPosted:Mon Dec 10, 2001 7:39 pm
by roguewarrior121
<div style='font: 10pt Arial; text-align: left; '>That's because Gman's my dad.......Yep, me and Sine are brothers... hheheheh....Just kidding. 8^P</div>

PostPosted:Mon Dec 10, 2001 8:45 pm
by Lee
<div style='font: 10pt Arial; text-align: left; '>Jesus.</div>

PostPosted:Tue Dec 11, 2001 12:42 am
by Ishamael
<div style='font: 14pt "Sans Serif"; text-align: justify; padding: 0% 15% 0% 15%; '>I know both you guys had the struedell.</div>

PostPosted:Tue Dec 11, 2001 1:11 am
by G-man Joe
<div style='font: 11pt "comic sans MS"; text-align: left; '>They ate each other's wet noodle.</div>

PostPosted:Wed Dec 12, 2001 2:01 am
by Gentz
<div style='font: 11pt arial; text-align: left; '>Actually, it seems more likely that they just did away with the whole dinner thing and just got right to sucking each other's cocks</div>

PostPosted:Sat Dec 15, 2001 5:28 am
by kali o.
<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>heh</div>